molarbear

Untrue We were given this golden nugget by Big Papi https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/30/us/christopher-dunn-released-missouri-prison/index.html

Have you, have you tried pooping?

...You enjoyed getting pooped on?

I learned to just tell people I get uncontrollable, explosive shits if I get tickled The amount of people that have attempted to tickle me since I implemented this policy is zero

I meant in that moment, I could clearly see how that call was missed It was the in the following moments when Darnold's head was rolling around like he had just found himself in sleepy hollow that confused me I do not believe penalties are reviewable though. That may have changed in recent years, I remember them discussing something about it. This is where the lines between NFL and College rules start to blur for me.

If I can play devil's advocate here for just a moment gonna break this play down molarbear style From this angle right here, that hand could easily be grabbing Darnold's left arm, was it? No, but this official most likely saw the defender coming up, saw his hands going up, and then his eyes went straight to watching the ball to see what unfolds there. Looking for any forward motion etc, in the event that ball pops out. How he was not able to notice Darnold involuntarily pulling an exorcist (sans the pea soup vomit) after the fact, does absolutely astound me.

Do most the old athletes sell used cars and have beer guts now? The popular girls ended up married to them at my school. Then in some bizarre, massive love triangle, they've all gotten divorced and remarried within the group. Some multiple times. It's almost like a little cult. It's starting to make sense why Sedric bolted for Colorado as soon as we graduated, and Cody went to some unheard of college in California. They were always the smarter ones.

This is the void She's not mine, but she frequently hangs out on the porch and likes to nap on things One day a race of beings from a completely different galaxy with weapons that make ours look like stone age tools appeared. Unfortunately for them, their intelligence dept sucked and they misjudged everything on our planets size; Discovering shortly after entering our atmosphere that they were beings the size rhino beetles, and their ships had the misfortune of being sphere shaped and about the same size as tennis balls. She batted their leader's ship and everything inside turned into goo. Upon seeing this havoc, the beings quickly ran back into the wormhole they had come from.

We should all have a digital reunion with ourselves Except everyone just sends photos of their animals and a short story of how they saved the galaxy

So that thing is around the corner again and uh... I made the mistake of signing into FB last night and getting updated on all that. Aside from what seemed like at least 100 posts about people dying, it looks like the people who are supposed to organize it gave up after the last one. To catch you all up on the 10 year fiasco They wanted to charge something like $300 a person and basically a large group of people said "we don't want to see each other that bad." Then another person we graduated with was like "I own an upscale bar, I'll host a party for free!" and I think everyone ended up going to that one instead Anyway, aside from the unfortunately high number of posts about people passing; the only other post is this lady who never lost that "stay at home mom" facebook energy from back in the early 2010's (you know the ones that spammed farmville and shit?) It is all just like "20 year reunion is coming up and I look like I should still be in detention, lol!" TL:DR It's been almost 20 years since I have seen a large chunk of the people I graduated with, and I think I want to keep it that way

Darnold's stats may not be record shattering up in Minnesota, but the dude looks way more relaxed in this pre game than he ever did in NY

Apparently my fantasy team missed their flights this week >.>

Unexpected, and I legit was in stitches

I mean, given your area I probably would too I don't think you guys have jumping spiders down there, just the mutantly large ones

??? The Pope would shit in my bathroom, and then deem it so clean that he would have it ripped up and taken to the Vatican for all future holy poos

I used to do that, but then I realized the one in the bathroom just had an absolute pile of war trophies in the form of unjuiced mosquitos and rollie pollies that had attempted to enter through the baseboard

I'm not saying this to be mean, I really don't understand what is happening at this point. You guys have spent like 1/3 of the gold from Ft Knox on players and I think you have the same record as the Falcons......

Anyone else ever find themselves negotiating terms with a bathroom spider? This damn thing dropped from the ceiling earlier and grabbed something off the floor, and then did it again, a couple mins later. The next time I was in the bathroom it was hanging over by the corner of the sink This time it was gone...... So, like any other rational person; here I was at 3 am giving this tour of the bathroom to a spider I could not see like it's a fucking episode of MTV cribs, "Do not climb on me, ever. These are the corners I never look in, One spider lived peacefully by the trashcan for four months until it accidentally got vacuumed up."

....I'm hoping Maine doesn't embarrass us

Gotchu

Oof When you do have service, check out https://www.youtube.com/@numberonecfbshow His name is RJ Young, he used to be a part of the Sports Animal broadcast out of OKC until he branched out on his own And, I believe there's an am station called "sports blitz" you may be able to pick up. I want to say it's 532 or something and it's OKC based so you may be able to get in your area. The betting ads are bad though SNL even did a skit on it

I gotchu, pooh

2 wins in a row! Just to be clear, under the new labor guidelines; no players on my roster can be tested for PEDs until the May