molarbear

We should all have a digital reunion with ourselves Except everyone just sends photos of their animals and a short story of how they saved the galaxy

So that thing is around the corner again and uh... I made the mistake of signing into FB last night and getting updated on all that. Aside from what seemed like at least 100 posts about people dying, it looks like the people who are supposed to organize it gave up after the last one. To catch you all up on the 10 year fiasco They wanted to charge something like $300 a person and basically a large group of people said "we don't want to see each other that bad." Then another person we graduated with was like "I own an upscale bar, I'll host a party for free!" and I think everyone ended up going to that one instead Anyway, aside from the unfortunately high number of posts about people passing; the only other post is this lady who never lost that "stay at home mom" facebook energy from back in the early 2010's (you know the ones that spammed farmville and shit?) It is all just like "20 year reunion is coming up and I look like I should still be in detention, lol!" TL:DR It's been almost 20 years since I have seen a large chunk of the people I graduated with, and I think I want to keep it that way

Darnold's stats may not be record shattering up in Minnesota, but the dude looks way more relaxed in this pre game than he ever did in NY

Apparently my fantasy team missed their flights this week >.>

Unexpected, and I legit was in stitches

I mean, given your area I probably would too I don't think you guys have jumping spiders down there, just the mutantly large ones

??? The Pope would shit in my bathroom, and then deem it so clean that he would have it ripped up and taken to the Vatican for all future holy poos

I used to do that, but then I realized the one in the bathroom just had an absolute pile of war trophies in the form of unjuiced mosquitos and rollie pollies that had attempted to enter through the baseboard

I'm not saying this to be mean, I really don't understand what is happening at this point. You guys have spent like 1/3 of the gold from Ft Knox on players and I think you have the same record as the Falcons......

Anyone else ever find themselves negotiating terms with a bathroom spider? This damn thing dropped from the ceiling earlier and grabbed something off the floor, and then did it again, a couple mins later. The next time I was in the bathroom it was hanging over by the corner of the sink This time it was gone...... So, like any other rational person; here I was at 3 am giving this tour of the bathroom to a spider I could not see like it's a fucking episode of MTV cribs, "Do not climb on me, ever. These are the corners I never look in, One spider lived peacefully by the trashcan for four months until it accidentally got vacuumed up."

....I'm hoping Maine doesn't embarrass us

Gotchu

Oof When you do have service, check out https://www.youtube.com/@numberonecfbshow His name is RJ Young, he used to be a part of the Sports Animal broadcast out of OKC until he branched out on his own And, I believe there's an am station called "sports blitz" you may be able to pick up. I want to say it's 532 or something and it's OKC based so you may be able to get in your area. The betting ads are bad though SNL even did a skit on it

I gotchu, pooh

2 wins in a row! Just to be clear, under the new labor guidelines; no players on my roster can be tested for PEDs until the May

yeaaah legs are not supposed to do that

Up there living the disney experience Anytime I go on campus, they hide next to a trashcan and hiss as people walk by I can't befriend birds, because the void beast that hangs out on the porch in the afternoons eats them... slowly She doesn't touch the squirrels though, they ripped all 4 of my pumpkin plants up. I really don't know I continue to avoid them on the road at this point

I could literally hear the arthritis as you typed this, old lady XD How? I've heard if you feed them you have a friend for life, but all they seem to want from me is my flesh If it makes you feel any better, no one in my stat class knew what AOL waswhen it was mentioned in a question involving polls from the early 2000's. The professor said "Does anyone remember AOL?" and as my hand went up, I watched in horror as all the people around me spun their heads side to side in disbelief of this alien word. Needless to say, my hand of acknowledgment quickly turned into an awkward, one handed scratching of the top of my head in an attempt to mask my mistake

Sure.... I think you mean Columbia House That's the only reason someone would voluntarily live near the breeding ground of the World's most violent geese, you bought the 8 cd's for a penny back in the day and now they're after you

FAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Given the way the offense has looked I did not have high expectations this season But, today was the one game of the season I really care about..... and jeebus That's it Wake me up for college softball

Nah I'm pulling for Javy to get another ring now

Yeah, I wanted to be. The Padres were the most exciting team to watch in the highlights this offseason They actually looked like they were out there enjoying themselves and having fun ....That and the Dodgers have the largest fucking payroll this side of the milky way.... YOU DON'T GET TO SIGN EVERY FREE AGENT!!!!!