molarbear

I've tripled down on them and restarted my old porn blog on Xanga gotta capitalize on the "erotic wood cutting" section of Amish porn while I can *all credit goes to @PresidentOfTheAVClub for the erotic wood cuts joke

Where does one hide when their team joined the SEC the year they actually found a Defense but cannot for the life of them get their offense going? Asking for a concerned friend who can't get "rocky top" unstuck from his head

I was pretty pissed when I tried to watch GB and the Eagles/NO game was on... but that one actually had a really exciting ending Got to watch that on TV while pirating a stream of the GB game XD

14 games left Cubs are 6 games out of the last wild card spot

The current Pac-6? Is quite possibly the only conference that directly makes sense anymore.

"Anyway, It was a great all great game from the whole team.......WAIT!!!! I just got a text from RFK Jr" XD

Good for him and the Jets He's one of the best QB's ever. We just discovered in the last 7-8 years that he's also an insufferable douche

Not just puff There was that chick on Wilfred that went to jail for recruiting people into a sex cult with a couple other celebrities

Not even that. Just show their face and then have consenting people sign an NDA or something Rockstars do it all time.. and then they right songs about it and make tons of money And before that, we had the great Wilt Chamberlain who well, I mean yeah he's a legendary basketball player but the dude also claimed to have slept with like 20000 women FBI never busted down his door

Ever just think about posting on reddit, or some other site for their sex parties? I feel like they'd easily get volunteers

are you.... are you asking me to ejaculate on my parents?

Happy late birthday! You old farts

Happy Birthday!!! ........Where is Andre Toulon 8000? He's usually all over the B-day threads

THIS FUCKING SENT ME POOH!!!!!! I can't fucking function at the moment :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Happy Birthday, I hope your cat only poops in one of your shoes!

Yeah... uh, that's what happened to the OU receivers too. Except they did not pitch a 41 point shutout And the utter travesty of the situation is ND is ranked ahead of them at 18

You didn't miss a whole lot the players were slipping all over the field for the majority of the first half of the game Love got injured in the last 8 seconds of the game A shit ton of penalties by both teams, real sloppy game Saquon Barkley (who I had on my fantasy team at some point in the last 2 years and he was injured the entire season) scored 3 touchdowns for the Eagles

If you guys say "fuck" 2 more times That's 42 fucks in this fucked up thread

Not unhappy....yet I give it another 10-12 hours before my players start dropping like flies from injuries though

I found spritzing it with rubbing alcohol before hand, then hitting it with windex and scrubbing it with my scrote after walking a few miles seems to get the job done pretty well I haven't been able to see out my windshield in years with this trick

Huh so they're a D-VII school?

The Cubs are above .500

Is that the new user we get every 12 hours or so, or are those still bot swarms? Honestly? If you told me at this point I was posting with 3 people that had multiple personalities, I really wouldn't find it that farfetched.

Really, or are you just in a honeymoon phase? I'm still skeptical given the last 10 years of madden Also, GT beating Florida St on opening week after Florida St spent yet another year arguing that they were too good for the ACC