molarbear

Sooner fans did it with 26 seconds left >.> Our State is 49th in Education

I dunno I'm going to have to ask my neighbors because all the seed I put out ends up there

Step two, without fail. Every. Damn. Time *Made you all look at Hypnotoad grass seed.mp4

^ But I mainly follow animal accounts

Mine is a lot of dogs doing adorable things

Did he have a tail? I am still convinced he is 14 horses terribly disguised as a human

Yo Respect Dude has an ass

https://www.portillos.com/index.html Don't sleep on the chocolate cake

*cat bed update After Amazon said they wanted their Bible back and it would take a week to get the cat bed The cat bed arrived on the porch today.... anybody want a free Bible?

I was not expecting to wake up today and just see the greatest anime ever attacked like that XD This was ordered for the void that sleeps on the back porch https://www.amazon.com/Warming-Pets-Removable-Non-Slip-Washable/dp/B096S3QHWL?crid=16C10G68K7KC5&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.lzskLBdBWEtYa2SEry0BmnFzbi6ZjOPZ2op8CBW58iXSfhDM_vPsuw_YCpTWELC9o8FkNhzo1U80xR5GvCPq2ynSTw0tHfgX-nPi6zS8dcimzbo7xFzTKjo5iAAUb_mm3rYl57-vg_PjzeqJPB9f9DmVwfrwaus2s_v3etYssrs0gy93dXd3jEborvTHd1nM4dip5hcFA_6s9XWAskb5T_HPeXQ9vyiXLz0Dugh5ezd9CfA4d7Wvr2fO3_tZMnKNvoR71xDidrM3EgLBjCvYg5MdvUbPjjJsRi0cwkmDjeI.iaP5qM8LxW7IUBS7zIWhTVcZzxiCRQ35lj9YInBxswY&dib_tag=se&keywords=mylar%2Bcat%2Bblanket&qid=1731630988&sprefix=mylar%2Bcat%2Bblan%2Caps%2C262&sr=8-1&th=1 For some reason, this was delivered instead

You hitting up Portillo's?

Anyone else just toss a blanket over their pile of "been worn but not dirty yet" clothes and hop on the call, or do you people have a designated room you go to for this stuff?

I'm too damned high for this

more like stand at the door and meow constantly until you go outside, then she continues to meow because she wants warmth, but she's a total bitch so she doesn't want to be held What she actually wants is someone to warm the seat up for her and then move >.>

We are kitteh 23.mp4

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one. All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.

I thought that was the Mets? This one is better, lol

Replace "Deshaun Watson" with "WTF Yankees!?!?!?!?!?!" and that doesn't even begin to explain the 5th inning

Yeah What kind of explosive shits do you have that your clothes are able to contain them? Are you eating the same diet as a rabbit? Do you just shit out little pellet turds, mix?

Untrue We were given this golden nugget by Big Papi https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/30/us/christopher-dunn-released-missouri-prison/index.html

Have you, have you tried pooping?

...You enjoyed getting pooped on?

I learned to just tell people I get uncontrollable, explosive shits if I get tickled The amount of people that have attempted to tickle me since I implemented this policy is zero