molarbear

Had a pop up storm the other evening Kitty wasn't let in so much as she bolted in when the screen door was opened to look at the rain She then proceeded to meow while walking in a circle, and then hopped on my lap, made some bread, and went to sleep almost instantly

Obviously, mixing things with biology happy womb escape day!

I got headbutted by the bird feeder while I was mowing

God Damn Nice catch, wheels

Well This is certainly disturbing Has anyone ever noticed the cheese wheel or whatever this person is biting is missing in the reflection? This brings the possibility of vampire cheese, and 2025 has enough shit already

Man, I was really into competitive halo for a while I mean, I watched it on USA back in the day, but sometime around Halo 4. I would watch players stream overnight while I was bored at work It helped that a few older players were trying to get careers going via youtube, so they would have these open mic podcasts like things using skype where they just spill all the beans on their fellow players and past antics along with the current drama going on in the professional community It was fun Now I don't really keep up. I haven't enjoyed a halo (or really any competitive FPS) in a while

I think almost every GOP state except Mizzou and Iowa atm

obviously not busy enough, pat Pornhub is still blocked in my state

It's more like a baby dandelion that didn't get enough sun and kind of found a single beam that shines through a fence post 30 mins a day and then my poof ball and all 3 of it's duster things sail off into the sunset... like little, DNA spiders casting their webs and floating off

I was wondering if people would notice, tbh XD

We don't even have the trolls trying to make new accounts anymore where dafuq night owls hangout these days?

Awesome! I do not like heights, so when it's time for me to perform the aettesupa you're going to have to throw me

LMAO That was my joking plan around 30 I shit you not, though. Last year I did a happy dance because I thought I was turning 39, and on my birthday I was informed I was 38

I keep getting a blue screen error it says something about my Driver unloaded without canceling pending operations I have checked all my drivers and windows claimed they are all good?

....I got nothing, peeps

I'm not sure, dude Maybe this is the whole "Manifesting" process, let me give it a try. Eating cheetos has been scientifically proven to increase your penis length and girth by 1.5 inches *I'll give everyone an update in 24 hours

I have one of those weird memories where I can remember a large chunk of everything that is not important Also, no. I can not tell you the last time I purchased a razor

Good to see Zeni and Viper set their differences aside and finally fucked now the ultimate question is, were they cosplaying as step brothers, or step sisters while bumping uglies

I've been there, many times That actually why I have an electric razor, for when I'm too lazy to use a real one I know everyone is different, but I found it actually helps a little. What once seemed like a monumental task was made much easier by me being able to just flick a button and shave basically while relieving myself (2 birds, one toilet)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that Being called a dick is way worse I mean, one gives birth and the other falls a person if gently tapped

My Dad used one of those! They had these little toy shaving kits he bought for my brother and I so we could shave with him The the razor was just a piece of soft plastic (I chewed on it >.>, a lot) and it came with a little soap dish you were supposed to be able to make lather in, but we lost the stuff about 10 mins after opening it. We ended up just using shampoo in lieu of our fake shaving cream

Sweeney Todd style, I like it I had a barber tried to use one on me once. I finally agreed to let him shave the back of my neck with it, but not the front. Look man, I'm not knocking any barber, but the dude was old. If he happened to die, have a stroke, heart attack, fuck.. old person shaky strike, in the moment he was shaving me, boosh, right through the jugular