molarbear

Do you remember growing up and people were always like "never give our your social security number, or lose your SS card" and FF to not even mid life and like 3-4 big companies have gotten hacked and exposed over half the countries SS numbers?

I was sitting outside with the cat that has claimed the porch when I heard the gate rattle on the side of the house I got up, and there, like an obese gargoyle hunting for a boost of insulin from a mouse that happened to stumble into an old persons diabetic medication... Huge orange cat Who was behind me during this confrontation where I bravely walked into the darkness towards to gate to defend the nature buffet I so tediously stride to perfect every year? Not a soul, I saw two yellow eyes peaking from around the porch corner, though. A good 30 feet away, just kinda like "oh hey, if you die I will eat you."

I mean I'm sure you could grow a cancerous tumor large enough to resemble a third arm, but I feel like developing a hernia and just claiming you had a third testicle would be way less.... death

Good, or bad? The person who ran all the sports picks back in the day. I know some people didn't agree with some of their posted opinions, but damn, those college picks back in the day kept me distracted through some pretty rough shit.

What's really weird is one of my dreams of a lavishly rich house involved a house near a lake with a window like this in one room. I used to day dream while I was fishing about what it looked like at the bottom of the lake (I think it was mainly because old people used to have those tall tales about a catfish so big it pulled a tow truck in near the keystone dam and such) This just saved me millions of future dollars I probably won't have

They do squeak when my nose gets stuffy but, no. I think they get dammed up with gunk, no matter how many eye drops I try

I get that I'm not sure how saline is going to help when my body is forcing its own fluid out

I want the machine they used on Krum? In real Monsters Some weird tube they stuffed up his nostrils that sucked everything out

>.> I'm glad I'm not the only one that had that experience

My nose is doing that on its own atm, along with one of my eyes

are you implying that breaking my face would enlarge the boney prison? Free the sinus yams!!!!!!!

Too simple Gotta bypass those, they're not working as intended

Think about it Modern day piercings are getting all kinds of different There has to be some way for them to put a little tube in my face near my nose/eye junction that I could just open to relieve sinus pressure this time of year

Don't tempt me with a good time scoop I'm sitting at an 87 and I don't want to take this class again

The semester is wrapping up, the amount of unnecessary busy work before finals is unfolding. I can usually deal with it, but this screams absolute laziness. A teacher who couldn't be bothered to respond to emails all semester is now wanting to skip verifying student's work cited pages by having them send screen shots along with it Part of me is really tempted to make up a bunch of fake article websites and send those in It's been about 20 years since I've seen one of those little magazines near a grocery store checkout talking about "alligator boy sightings", I think it's time for a new sighting

ahhhhhhhh I stand by my old person rant, you peeps change names way too much

This is a topic my friends and I discuss regularly. We have yet to try any of the recipes, but many videos online claim to be able to replicate this..... heavenly abomination

Dafuq?? I have been on this boards for longer than I care to admit yet, somehow you people still manage pull in peeps from the past I have never heard of? Is it really too much to ask that Marren Morris secretly scroll these boards and be revealed?

Why in the bejeebus am I still awake, and do I have the ingredients in the kitchen to make rice krispy treats

Oscar the grouch would not leave her dumpster today she insisted on the food being placed inside her shell of warmth

............ Did the Hoohah find a way to make syphilis airborne?

We recently discussed this in a class larger people have an even more difficult time finding organs if they have organ issues because normal organs can't keep up with their larger body That former NBA player (scott something, he was on Survivor) had this issue