molarbear

What do you think Daniel Tosh's favorite type of sandwich is?

You had a massive pimple in that photo and I was trying to not embarrass you Also when did you marry my friend?

Yes

It's a great song to brush your teeth to in the morning

I am, I think that joke went over your head

I have no fucking idea I just call her "pupper" most the time

This thread subject is so wholesome but I find myself wanting to make a "Lennie" joke here

She's my Brother's Girlfriend's Pupper, she gnaws on people but doesn't actually bite you basically she's does a 60 year old gummer on yo hand but she has teeth I present to everyone, and beseech the members of the 3am Society! To accept Pupper number 3 in my life. Her Name is Arayu, and I'm pretty sure I'm in love with this Dog

YOU FUCKING HO! I thought this was a Monogamous relationship..... I want the $2 and pocket lint I paid you for guaranteed toilet bowl crown back

I hope you get to feeling better Hope they gave you your own room, it makes staying overnight not as terrible

He's got a fancy mustache

I only poop when I tweet

12/10 would pet

Their bullpen is trash -fin 10 games above .500 and were in first place two days ago Got swept by the Phillies

Not the Fucking Cubs who's bullpen blew a 5-1 lead in the bottom of the 9th tonight

I got the night shift covered

Improve them fool! Boast about stupid shit no one gives a fuck about, then lace them with some kind of fuel, bait people in. Complain about getting fired/laid off for the upteenth time in like 4 days while you get a promotion 3 days later These are Algorithms. Meet the needs of the Demanding, not the few

As someone who has taken some Engineering classes previously, I can confirm that there are some people out there who think they're the cock of the walk because they can do slightly advanced math If you're ok at math you'll be fine as long as you put the work in

That's pretty badass

@Mix Platonic date. I just feel like he's on the level of "Earned Adult Points today, let's get fucked up" that I'm at currently in life We'd both probably get arrested at some point for breaking into some amusement park and attempting to race Go Karts down a highway with open containers on us

^This is how wars start

Have you tried Fapping?

I'm assuming Geese are like Ducks in that if you're going to keep them as a pet you're suppose to clip their wings so they can't fly Not sure if you can do it when they're grown though Either way, if that Goose comes back and this situation gets figured out, this Dog Goose friendship sounds like something I would watch on Youtube

This is what those spiders are thinking right about now