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molarbear

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  1. I couldn't tell if that was two really good defensives or two really shitty offensives tonight Either way the Bears lost so I'm happy
  2. This is how you properly disperse of a chicken
  3. I'd like to think if people did the slightest bit of reading they'd know which team was mine
  4. Is that kid Scottish?
  5. Happy Birthday!
  6. Happy Birthday
  7. I didn't become the toilet bowl champ by playing wisely last year
  8. I'm just going to auto draft so I can bitch profusely about my team
  9. Is that similar to reaching in your pocket and finding money? I've had that happen before
  10. 10 NES games and 10 Famicon games (Japanese NES) this time around https://bestofnes.com/races/big20-11
  11. I didn't shave until college and that was almost at the end of my first year I had like 4 spots on my chin that I thought was dirt, they were little patches of hair
  12. Mock it all you want dude You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one
  13. I think it'd be more like a Ted Talk than an autobiography it'd be titled "how genetics caused me to stop aging at 14" I'd literally just say the title and then thank everyone for coming to my Ted Talk
  14. Enjoy your free wings on the big 3-0
  15. Bue Beam Boobeam trap, where speed runs die
  16. I could see him sitting at the end of a rainbow with a pot of gold, all dressed in green like a total bitch Feel free to tell him I said this, it's all outta love
  17. Dafuq has Sawdy been? I miss that prick
  18. I don't know if you've watched Generation Kill but they make fun of that commercial
  19. See, at least on here when people say crazy shit I can pretend like I don't know them With FB I have to actively accept the fact that at some point I accepted their friend request
  20. molarbear

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    Yeah I openly joke about my inability to grow facial hair That dude straight up rocked pubes on his face
  21. When I was a kid I thought this was so fucking awesome
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