molarbear

YOU FUCKING HO! I thought this was a Monogamous relationship..... I want the $2 and pocket lint I paid you for guaranteed toilet bowl crown back

I hope you get to feeling better Hope they gave you your own room, it makes staying overnight not as terrible

He's got a fancy mustache

I only poop when I tweet

12/10 would pet

Their bullpen is trash -fin 10 games above .500 and were in first place two days ago Got swept by the Phillies

Not the Fucking Cubs who's bullpen blew a 5-1 lead in the bottom of the 9th tonight

I got the night shift covered

Improve them fool! Boast about stupid shit no one gives a fuck about, then lace them with some kind of fuel, bait people in. Complain about getting fired/laid off for the upteenth time in like 4 days while you get a promotion 3 days later These are Algorithms. Meet the needs of the Demanding, not the few

As someone who has taken some Engineering classes previously, I can confirm that there are some people out there who think they're the cock of the walk because they can do slightly advanced math If you're ok at math you'll be fine as long as you put the work in

That's pretty badass

@Mix Platonic date. I just feel like he's on the level of "Earned Adult Points today, let's get fucked up" that I'm at currently in life We'd both probably get arrested at some point for breaking into some amusement park and attempting to race Go Karts down a highway with open containers on us

^This is how wars start

Have you tried Fapping?

I'm assuming Geese are like Ducks in that if you're going to keep them as a pet you're suppose to clip their wings so they can't fly Not sure if you can do it when they're grown though Either way, if that Goose comes back and this situation gets figured out, this Dog Goose friendship sounds like something I would watch on Youtube

This is what those spiders are thinking right about now

No Judgement here Sundays are notoriously boring

That is one majestic looking beast

You can take my rank but you can never take the glory of winning the first Toilet Bowl from me

Can't, don't feel the need to.

What if it's a Fiddle back? Those things rot your skin when they bite apparently

Savastanos! Chicago style pizza and the inside of the place is modeled like Wrigley Field