molarbear

BEAT DROPS!

I can lick my elbow

Cau had a Smirnoff

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!

Those are few and far between

There are people out there who haven't seen it

More often than I'd like to admit

You just got promoted from "crazy cat lady" to "not as crazy cat lady"

You should watch Step Brothers next

Happy Birthday! Thanks for running the Pick ems thread!

I need this umbrella in my life

The P-51was by far the more superior plane

When mine moved to SC we'd go months without talking, but anytime he was in town we were pretty much attached at the hip

Did you go on a bender and abruptly stop by any chance?

I'm on the fence about dudes named "David", they're either super cool or the biggest dicks on the planet

At least they were pre flight and not mid flight I had to pee when I was flying to Dallas to connect to my main flight The bathroom was tear shaped and I had to hold the door partially shut because there was no way I was going to actually fit in this bathroom designed for people that were 3 feet tall

You forgot the part where milk sandwiches become a currency

I visited a place yesterday

Sometimes Detours are fun

Garth Brooks

I need AD to go absolutely HAM tonight for me to have a chance to win

because I'm comfortable in gym shorts and a t-shirt

turning 30 years old Happy Birthday to the two of you!

That's exactly what I thought