molarbear

Tonight was the first night I was able to wear pajama pants

A popcorn maker Also happy Birthday!

It was a "Her" all along

Is that insanely good luck or bad luck at that point?

I dunno, this is why I'm out here asking the important questions

I kind of agree with this I felt pressured when I was younger to pick a favorite color when in fact I like a lot of colors equally My favorite crayon growing up was the Silver one that I got when I got a 64 pack for my birthday

which head did it hit?

What's wrong with the old "Choke and Stroke?"

I can actually grow facial hair

Happy Birthday!!

I feel like this is something you'd say at a party just to see if some dude was dumb enough to rip his own nipples off

I got fucking steam rolled

Go to Yonkers and get the super slice +25 pts if you post a picture of said slice of pizza

Talk swords and Jim Beam to be, babeh

You just announced you were single to an online message board There are people here that no Divine Being of any Holiness can protect your inbox from unsolicited Dicks

Dick pic yo! It's 1000% SFW

You can find links to a lot of live streamed games on reddit

Football and Hoodies

Don't know the Deets, always dodged that thread because..😎 no one gives a fuck

Frank's is the shit!

This is my favorite from my last trip My Brother, His Girlfriend, and I on the tour at Lambeau The best part is my Cousin took the picture and she's a Bears fan

Remember the yearbook? That was a fucking drama fest

Technically she just carried me for 9 months, then the doctors cut me out