molarbear

My best friend bought a house with popcorn ceiling His wife would not move in until we scraped it all off

This shit would not load for the longest time

First time?

I feel like a really shitty porn was filmed in this place

*to

Some of us enjoy the freedom The rest of that was dark humor

I rode Hogs, Never got into Street Bikes My Best Friend and his buddy can tell you about going like 150 mph and doing wheelies and shit. I just enjoyed riding along the lakes and Hills and shit.

I don't see any cheese exploding out of the pizza rolls, you've either mastered the dark arts, or you a witch

People ask that constantly! There is no Helmet law here, and the reason is the same reason Motorcycle insurance is cheap, you don't normally live through an accident with a 2k+ piece of aluminum or steel traveling at 45 mph. Even with a helmet on you're going to hit the ground traveling at high speeds, even if you "prepare for the fall" flesh hitting a side rail or metal sign at 45 mph, it's not going to end well usually. That being said, I don't ride anymore but insist on people wearing their seat belts in my vehicle

Try riding a motorcycle with no helmet I nearly died because some fucking flying tank of a bug hit my face when I was going 45 mph

It kind of looks like one but the picture is just blurry enough that I can't confirm it

Sir I'm not into dudes but your hair should be in an Herbal Essences commercial

I couldn't tell if that was two really good defensives or two really shitty offensives tonight Either way the Bears lost so I'm happy

This is how you properly disperse of a chicken

I'd like to think if people did the slightest bit of reading they'd know which team was mine

Is that kid Scottish?

Happy Birthday!

I got a C

Happy Birthday

I didn't become the toilet bowl champ by playing wisely last year

I'm just going to auto draft so I can bitch profusely about my team

The Moon!