molarbear

This thread was a perfect date pitch

You can't see his beard because my phone's camera sucks but I feel like when you've known someone since 3rd grade This is necessary

I know for a fact @DBZ4ever will personally update the Halloween showings on Cable TV!

He's like 6 and 3/4 in Scoob years

^Title 😎

Think you got this, my team is basically limping into the week

I was just glad I didn't get stabbed

When I was in college one of my roommates had a girl over for a party I had never seen her before in my life and I got home from work to this insanely drunk girl in the kitchen vomiting everywhere, she then looked up and said "I hate you" she proceeded to continue to try and tell me why through the bathroom door while I was showering (bathroom was attached to the kitchen) I kept laughing because the last thing I wanted to deal with was some drunk person I've never met explaining why they hate me after I got done working 10 hours The kicker was they actually started dating, and when he broke up with her she turned our grill over and dumped the ashes on my car

1-3 Got my first win before the 15th week of the season so I'm already doing better than last year

I think all the Mods retired

Are you guys going to have the dog in the wedding?

In a World that has moved on, Cau is one of the few peeps that stand for peeps!

He's a Gun Slinger

He's pretty cool!

He drank whiskey and died in a 8v1 shootout

BEAT DROPS!

I can lick my elbow

Cau had a Smirnoff

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!

Those are few and far between

There are people out there who haven't seen it

More often than I'd like to admit

You just got promoted from "crazy cat lady" to "not as crazy cat lady"