molarbear

I mean if you're offering I've kind of been wanting a Tesla

Those of us that are unable to grow facial hair that the public accepts appreciate that If you want, I can try to tell the IRS you made a charitable donation the entire month of November

....... It's true what the people say, I will always be a loser

Does he know the rules? My Brother always cheats when I start beating him at anything One time he straight up turned the console off when I was beating him at a game and claimed that because the game didn't end I didn't actually win

Not me, would pay to replace that person in that dog pit

This Imgur photo is the only cuddle pile I wanna be a part of right now Doggo pile of cuddles

@helpme @Misaka @Mr Owl @viperxmns I hate to be lazy and not make 4 separate threads but, fuuuuuuck what are the statistical odds 4 members of this small community would share the same birthday?

Tentaclnami?

Dude looks like a Bizzaro version of Shredder I'm digging it

I was going to link the clip from Silicon Valley where they argue over how to efficiently jack off a room full of dudes the fastest but for some reason when I try to post links or gifs lately they don't pop up

It was for Science

https://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments ^SFW....unless your boss is diabetic, then you may get fired The only conclusion I can find from this data is that if and when robots do decide to rise up let's hope it's the licking machines, because they got their asses kicked by a bunch of kids in middle school *End of TED Talk

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Happy Birthday!

Are you saying you're going to sleep while driving? If not, I cannot sleep while being a passenger in a vehicle. My Best Friend ruined that for me, he'd literally nod of mid conversation while we were going places and it lead to me driving 100% of the time

*Knocks on wood I don't fall very often, I wasn't aware this was a thing

Anyone else see Mason Rudolph get clubbed in the head with his own helmet?

Unfortunately alcohol doesn't help me in that department

Dude You should check twitter more often...... I shaved today, thus the picture of the socks Yours looks way better than mine though

the gif wouldn't pop up just picture that scene from The Sandlot where the kid was telling of the Beast and the cop is all "For-Ever"