molarbear

@Mix Platonic date. I just feel like he's on the level of "Earned Adult Points today, let's get fucked up" that I'm at currently in life We'd both probably get arrested at some point for breaking into some amusement park and attempting to race Go Karts down a highway with open containers on us

^This is how wars start

Have you tried Fapping?

I'm assuming Geese are like Ducks in that if you're going to keep them as a pet you're suppose to clip their wings so they can't fly Not sure if you can do it when they're grown though Either way, if that Goose comes back and this situation gets figured out, this Dog Goose friendship sounds like something I would watch on Youtube

This is what those spiders are thinking right about now

No Judgement here Sundays are notoriously boring

That is one majestic looking beast

You can take my rank but you can never take the glory of winning the first Toilet Bowl from me

Can't, don't feel the need to.

What if it's a Fiddle back? Those things rot your skin when they bite apparently

Savastanos! Chicago style pizza and the inside of the place is modeled like Wrigley Field

That was pretty much what happened I kept hitting it as hard as I could with my shoe and it kept trying to crawl away

I couldn't find a small clip of him just saying the line so just stop it after the first sentence to let the burn set in

Treaties were broke but I still feel bad

Yes I dated a girl for about a week once, when I went to stay at her place she had a pet tarantula and I was like "This probably isn't going to work" Imagine trying to sleep and there's a spider so damn big you can hear it's every step as it paces around it's little cage

Man I usually do but when it's a cricket I'm going to kill the damn thing before it hops away and chirps all night

IIRC Duke has had a pretty decent football team the last couple years At least it's not South Dakota the 2nd week of the season (looking at you Sooners)

That apologizes to bugs when I have to kill them for violating the unspoken of rule of never entering the house? I just squished a cricket and felt terrible because I tried to make it as quick and painless as possible but that little fucker took like 12 wags with the shoe to finally get him

It means you can use spotify on your computer

Given how FF is insanely RNG loaded and RNG hates me.... I'd rather just keep my money

Two words Overnight Shipping

https://imgur.com/gallery/kmzS7sn This one always gets me

Happy Birthday!