molarbear

Fact! A bottle of Windex is better than any Armor

Aww! They're Friends!

You were probably fapping in those blank moments

when I was in 8th grade a girl that sat with us at lunch was passing along a piece of paper and everyone was giggling someone was trying to slide it past me and the teacher doing lunch grabbed it and read it Apparently she had printed out an AIM conversation where she got another popular girl (who I had a huge crush on) at the school to admit she had kissed another girl on a dare I watched in horror as the teacher walked over to said girls, showed them said print out, and pointed directly at me Neither one of them ever spoke to me again but the girl that printed it out was like her BFF again a week later To this day I don't understand how they thought I somehow got a printout of their AIM convo with a completely different person

@empty Did you set it up so there is a losers playoffs again this year? I just want to know if I can pretend like I'm tanking to reclaim my title

I slept 12 hours the other day and woke up wanting to sleep another 12 When I was growing up adults always seemed so on top of their shit, here I am as an adult just wanting to sleep for a week

EWWWWWW Last time I did that I didn't feel comfortable for at least 3 days

12/10 would deliver ear scritches

We focus on all of you Just having a good week https://imgur.com/t/dogs_are_the_best_people/EjErpFi

As a Southpaw picking the majority of teams on the right was difficult for me

Hole in my cheek was bigger, scar isn't shit. Plus people dig scars, just tell him to tell people he got in a fist fight with a Bear in the wild and won.

Feign a heart attack

That's unfortunate I was just listening to my Cars CD today

Try having DB as your Fantasy QB You know who I'm pretty sure my QB was last year? Alex Smith, and I'm pretty sure his leg is still "Gumby" status NVM, this was probably a statement about the Fumble

they're normally top 25 at least, seems like shit went to hell over in that Conference. Sooners stomped UCLA like they were a D2 school today and Chip Kelly has a knack for making onside kicks go his way

Honest Question because I don't really keep up with Pac-12 teams WTF happened to Stanford?

you chose wisely

Dogs or Cats?

Most definitely Baseball With Football there's always that one asshole that wants to play super rough

I'm 32 and they unfortunately can still tell me what to do The day I don't listen to them they'll drop the full first, middle, and last name on me and the hair on the back of my neck will stand up

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO RANDOM INTERNET PERSON!!!

Me too

The argument that it's 4 am somewhere could be made here

How do you know?