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molarbear

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  1. 10 NES games and 10 Famicon games (Japanese NES) this time around https://bestofnes.com/races/big20-11
  2. I didn't shave until college and that was almost at the end of my first year I had like 4 spots on my chin that I thought was dirt, they were little patches of hair
  3. Mock it all you want dude You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one
  4. I think it'd be more like a Ted Talk than an autobiography it'd be titled "how genetics caused me to stop aging at 14" I'd literally just say the title and then thank everyone for coming to my Ted Talk
  5. Enjoy your free wings on the big 3-0
  6. Bue Beam Boobeam trap, where speed runs die
  7. I could see him sitting at the end of a rainbow with a pot of gold, all dressed in green like a total bitch Feel free to tell him I said this, it's all outta love
  8. Dafuq has Sawdy been? I miss that prick
  9. I don't know if you've watched Generation Kill but they make fun of that commercial
  10. See, at least on here when people say crazy shit I can pretend like I don't know them With FB I have to actively accept the fact that at some point I accepted their friend request
  11. molarbear

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    Yeah I openly joke about my inability to grow facial hair That dude straight up rocked pubes on his face
  12. When I was a kid I thought this was so fucking awesome
  13. Holy Shit dude, you should have heard people here when he left the Thunder How dare a player to want to pursue a better opportunity
  14. molarbear

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    Ya know Words hurt sometimes
  15. It's ok bruh I cried too
  16. Imma need a big ole fuzzy dog or something to sweeten the deal
  17. I don't want to drive 15 hours
  18. I got drunk the other night and watched a documentary about a dog and elephant that were best friends It was super wholesome until the dog got killed by coyotes
  19. molarbear

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    excuse me sir, I'm 14 now Respect the Stache
  20. Mochi is on Discord I miss Renji because aside from Guybeardmane she was the other doggo lover
  21. You were suppose to focus on the dropped on your head part
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