molarbear

I go through Fruit Stripe packs like they're going out of style

I still can't blow a bubble with gum

Pat! MY MAN!!!!! I'm going to start a NSFW snapchat where people pay me to put articles of clothing back on SWEET LITTLE BABY JESUS PAT, YOU MAY HAVE JUST MADE ME A MADE MAN I promise when I get rich I'm going to hire a guy to kiss you all Fredo style

Simpsons did it!

The sad part is you're not wrong I fully support James Bond like vehicles with rocket launcher attachments to eliminate shitty drivers

You brilliant bastard

Did you stroke out?

Staying alive I don't live a nefarious life or anything just people suck at driving these days

Potassium

That is an insanely long wait for a plushie

Lady use to eat June Bugs I know this because I saw them when I scooped her poo up

The ones that happen right when it's time to leave a restaurant are the worst

Oh man, my sleep is very important to me

This was by far my favorite part of the season

YES!!!!!!

I saw an episode of Cops where this dude jumped out of his car, ran into the woods, and attempted to pretend like he had been asleep in the woods the whole time That dude deserved a fucking Oscar for his performance

you're off your game Bro I look like a Mormon Serial Killer (I can't take credit for any of those insults, friends delivered) in that photo and you didn't touch on that you instead chose to bring up me having some kind of toxic urine that brightly stains sinks

Once again, I find myself out of the loop .....darn

I think what you're seeing is the fake marble

where's the category of people that just play video games without purchasing urine?

That Home run Derby was pretty exciting tonight

Enjoy your last year before joining the 3-0 club