Vamped

Im always down to travel. Im just not as brave as you to go alone. I get so awkward and shy I would probably clam up and die in the street before stopping someone to ask for directions Im not that bad. I've just never been solo traveling before. Right now im stuck on cruises. I wanna go to France so bad

Say you're from Canada like everyone else .... eh?

Treat yo self is always my answer

The bottom of my purse is full of ricola cough drops. I swear Im turning into an old lady. I just drop them in my tea though

I played PUBG with my sister. She flipped over our jeep and some guy shot us as we were standing up lmao .... I never went back

I used to be able to eat apples all the time. Now I have to boil them or eat the freeze dried kind.... old people chow

When I had my cesarean, I owed over 2 thousand dollars. I just called the hospital to make arrangements. They asked how much could I pay every month. I ended up just paying them 20 dollars a month until I got my tax refund and paid off the rest and they were cool with it.

Research missing packages, fax, file, answer phone calls, pretend to like the old ladies I work with .... sneak and do homework on the clock, take some work poops, race to class, study, try to get some quality time in with my toddler, pass out with a childrens book in one hand and toddler butt on my shoulder.

Its on netflix

To All the Boys Ive loved Before Its cute

Jesus my mom has worn that fucking movie out

I have no problem pooping at work. Why would I? I poop at work daily

Downtown Atlanta .... I was there a few weeks ago and I was just like .... why is the traffic so retarded. I was trying to get from the Aquarium to a Hilton and I was so stressed out by the time I got to the hotel.

Im on antibiotics for strep. I stayed home from work like all of last week.

Because why not?

I wanna go to one .... i dunno about the dressing up part because Im not crafty. Ive went to a local one but it was like the last day and I missed all of the cool stuff

Looks like a buttload of fun

Anytime theres someone I might like .... my mouth just goes full retard

Thats just what I wanted! Now to destroy my enemies! and force their grandmas to bake homemade dishes for me!

Welp ... learn to love the wink you got .... just incase no one else does.

I couldnt bring myself to do it to my son. I prepaid my OB for it and everything, then the closer I got to my due date and the more I read ... then when he popped out ahead of schedule ... I couldnt do it. Ill just teach him how to clean his wink. He can get circumcised if he wants to later.

I'm sure its really fun for the addicts.

Its not nice. I want to use my sick time when I'm sick and not PTO just because I don't want to go to the doctor.

I'm fucking annoyed with my day. I've been working double duty because management can't get their logistics correct. I've had to manually enter a shit ton of deliveries. I need some eye drops