Vamped

98 degrees had the best harmony

Id just go get my shit and .... well .... fuck em. You left a message.

I only accept boob compliments from other women.

They dont serve you, you bring and pour your own wine. They just teach you how to paint and there are little mini games and stuff in between steps. Its never really a bunch of dudes there ... just the guys that come with their girlfriend or wives

Sounds like my kinda date

Thats not too bad actually >.> Not too funny either, but not terribly offensive

I usually only end up on someones profile because im on my phone and fat fingered it

Had an unusually eventful Saturday. Got dolled up, drank alcohol from a pineapple, drunk painted until I got sober at one of those paint and sip places, then had a superlate dinner and then got cookies and ice cream

Well .... the black in me would not have allowed this situation in the first place .. so ... I dunno

I managed to not call anyone a fucktard during my group project a couple of weeks ago ...even though I reeeaaaally wanted to.

I like shows like that. I used to love the history channel before they got obsessed with aliens

I do too

I ... got nothing Come back later

interplanetary WI-FI genius. Universe Googled that shit real quick

I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything

.... This image is both hilarious and sad Hold on ... lemme ... finish rubbing this ben-gay on mah knees and fish out the lube for mah old tired cooch

I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend.

If they're already down there, might as well finish it

>.> But where is the alcohol?

OMG! Its too cute!!!

Before or after you get a boner?

Well thats pretty much any shonen jump show

if Samuel L. Jackson calling you motherfucker gets you going then by all means ...

I bet he could .... he just wouldn't want to