Vamped

I'm fucking annoyed with my day. I've been working double duty because management can't get their logistics correct. I've had to manually enter a shit ton of deliveries. I need some eye drops

Our senior manager is rigid on our sick time. Per policy we have sick leave, but he wont pay you sick time without a doctor's note. I dont necessarily need to go to the doctor for food poisoning diarrhea or a cold

>.> Hmmm..... had no idea but after I googled it .... I feel old as hell.

I used to poop with the door open when I lived alone

Could work on your diet in the mean time. I need to rework my diet too ..... but Im typing this with a graham cracker in my mouth so ...

Dont do it. Because then Ill watch it. Its a weird compulsion

It kinda looks like a finger.

Its just tall for its age

A chicken sandwich? Nachos. Bombass Nachos

Ehh .... I need my space... like you wanna cuddle cool .... but I also sometimes want to sit on my own couch .... you stay on the other couch and we can talk shit together and I'll eventually ease back into the cuddling.

Theres nothing like that new born baby smell. Then when they get a few months old and they just watch you as you talk and smile at you ... it just melts my cold black heart. But like ... dont do it solo if you can help it. Its fucking tough. I was a really bad judge of character and Im doing it solo. Its fucking crushing to go from being independent, self sufficient to back at your parents house. Im lucky to have my mom while I work full time and get my masters .... but I always feel guilty ... like im away too much.

I felt like I was in a better mood working the pm shift. Less management, cool coworkers .... but I fucking hate being at work that late. Then I hate my job so Id rather go as soon as possible and get off as soon as possible. Im back on 6:30 am to 3:30pm .... I just dunno how Im gonna swing this graduate school internship

I wouldnt. Thats where I fart

Have we learned nothing from white people in horror movies?!

Sorry that was me .... in all fairness though ... that kid is an asshole

I was gonna say .... well you could eat them ... but I see its already been mentioned and frowned upon

There's this pit bull pup gang roaming the area around my job. Their gang leader is the only one who would actually come on the property. I was cool because all he would do was escort you across the parking lot. Yesterday though he got feisty and barked at me like I was his arch nemesis and then started nipping at my legs and I was just like ... oh God this is how I go ... right here in the parkinglot.

Definitely!

It all looks like a dumpster fire anyway so .... whatever

Tequila

Looks good!

Usually me and my little brother move all my stuff in a U haul but Im just gonna throw all the furniture I have away and get new stuff delivered from the furniture store. I neglected to spring for an indoor temperature controlled storage unit so everything I didnt wrap in plastic looks super nasty in there. Spider paradise

Im always up for mexican and margaritas

Hate working Saturdays and friday nights. Try my hardest to get out of it

I hate bargain shopping. Any shopping where I have to dig through stuff and fight old ladies... i hate