SwimModSponges

So... I can see who likes things now, it isn't anonymous anymore.

By SwimModSponges, January 22, 2018 in UEMB.com Community Discussion

I've ruined it for everyone.

By SwimModSponges, March 4, 2018 in Free-For-All

Why didn't the walking tree cross the road?

By SwimModSponges, March 4, 2018 in Free-For-All

Look at me in a fancy chair.

By SwimModSponges, March 3, 2018 in Free-For-All

A preacher is about the most useless profession.

By SwimModSponges, March 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

First!

By SwimModSponges, March 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

"Eurasian" describes places between Europe and Asia. Do you know where Euratic is?

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Excited that i can finally go outside barefoot.

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Did you know that you can save on designer fashions during Macy's 1-day sale?

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

You know we have all these rules and safety precautions to keep kids from eating things under the sink.

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Do you have a phone in case?

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Did you know that the National Anthem of the United States celebrates killing escapes slaves?

By SwimModSponges, February 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

• now you know

These are some of the most beautiful videos I've ever watched.

By SwimModSponges, February 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

Hey wacky look what i got.

By SwimModSponges, February 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

Are you on a phone? Lets have a conversation using suggested text.

By SwimModSponges, February 22, 2018 in Free-For-All

I was supposed to go on a work trip for the next couple days.

By SwimModSponges, February 20, 2018 in Free-For-All

Someone ejaculated on the google homepage.

By SwimModSponges, February 17, 2018 in Free-For-All

I bake the best breads, but the yeast to flour ratio is too strong.

By SwimModSponges, February 13, 2018 in Free-For-All

!!!Did you know that Vin Diesel is super into D&D?

By SwimModSponges, February 12, 2018 in Games

• true story.

Peas are the grapes of the vegetable world.

By SwimModSponges, February 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

Under the bored wok.

By SwimModSponges, February 12, 2018 in Free-For-All

My seizure meds are a stimulant

By SwimModSponges, February 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

Holy shit, y'all see them crazy ass drones at the olympic thing?

By SwimModSponges, February 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

Ghostrek I was hoping you would help add a few lines to my fanfiction.

By SwimModSponges, February 9, 2018 in Free-For-All

The inherent worth of money is only what it can provide in pleasure derived from goods and services.

By SwimModSponges, February 8, 2018 in Free-For-All