SwimModSponges

I've ruined it for everyone.

By SwimModSponges, March 4, 2018 in Free-For-All

Why didn't the walking tree cross the road?

By SwimModSponges, March 4, 2018 in Free-For-All

Look at me in a fancy chair.

By SwimModSponges, March 3, 2018 in Free-For-All

A preacher is about the most useless profession.

By SwimModSponges, March 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

First!

By SwimModSponges, March 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

"Eurasian" describes places between Europe and Asia. Do you know where Euratic is?

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Excited that i can finally go outside barefoot.

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Did you know that you can save on designer fashions during Macy's 1-day sale?

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

You know we have all these rules and safety precautions to keep kids from eating things under the sink.

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Do you have a phone in case?

By SwimModSponges, February 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

Did you know that the National Anthem of the United States celebrates killing escapes slaves?

By SwimModSponges, February 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

• now you know

These are some of the most beautiful videos I've ever watched.

By SwimModSponges, February 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

Hey wacky look what i got.

By SwimModSponges, February 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

Are you on a phone? Lets have a conversation using suggested text.

By SwimModSponges, February 22, 2018 in Free-For-All

I was supposed to go on a work trip for the next couple days.

By SwimModSponges, February 20, 2018 in Free-For-All

Someone ejaculated on the google homepage.

By SwimModSponges, February 17, 2018 in Free-For-All

I bake the best breads, but the yeast to flour ratio is too strong.

By SwimModSponges, February 13, 2018 in Free-For-All

!!!Did you know that Vin Diesel is super into D&D?

By SwimModSponges, February 12, 2018 in Games

• true story.

Peas are the grapes of the vegetable world.

By SwimModSponges, February 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

Under the bored wok.

By SwimModSponges, February 12, 2018 in Free-For-All

My seizure meds are a stimulant

By SwimModSponges, February 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

Holy shit, y'all see them crazy ass drones at the olympic thing?

By SwimModSponges, February 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

Ghostrek I was hoping you would help add a few lines to my fanfiction.

By SwimModSponges, February 9, 2018 in Free-For-All

The inherent worth of money is only what it can provide in pleasure derived from goods and services.

By SwimModSponges, February 8, 2018 in Free-For-All

DPG

By SwimModSponges, February 8, 2018 in Free-For-All