SwimModSponges

Half my problems could be solved with a hammer.

By SwimModSponges, January 9, 2018 in Free-For-All

when you're creeping on the online user list, and you see a guest also creeping on the online user list.

By SwimModSponges, January 9, 2018 in Free-For-All

Got one of my coworkers to come here and read my fanfictions.

By SwimModSponges, January 8, 2018 in Free-For-All

What is your favourite dinosaur?

By SwimModSponges, January 7, 2018 in Free-For-All

My poor little doggo isnt feeling good.

By SwimModSponges, January 6, 2018 in Free-For-All

Watched "the great wall" last night.

By SwimModSponges, December 18, 2017 in Movies & Television

I just found out that if you hover over a topic the first/most recent post will appear in a little window.

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in UEMB.com Community Discussion

• fuck yeah

Lets start 2018 off with a riot.

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

Painful Cake

By SwimModSponges, January 2, 2018 in Free-For-All

When you see someone yawning and it makes you yawn.

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

70% off yall

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

Keeping exotic pets is generally inhumane but i bet sloths would be cool with it.

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

I did not shred my credit cards.

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

I shredded my cabbages

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

I shredded my cabbages

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

10 days left for this writing competition.

By SwimModSponges, January 1, 2018 in Free-For-All

Heres some shit.

By SwimModSponges, December 31, 2017 in Free-For-All

Why arent grains vegetables?

By SwimModSponges, December 27, 2017 in Free-For-All

I forget people often.

By SwimModSponges, December 27, 2017 in Free-For-All

Why did the oil tycoon start wearing glasses after the environental sanctions?

By SwimModSponges, December 23, 2017 in Free-For-All

An idea i had regarding the creative works folder.

By SwimModSponges, December 20, 2017 in UEMB.com Community Discussion

Ladies (rating pro tip)

By SwimModSponges, December 18, 2017 in Free-For-All

Last night i dreamt i was watching a podcast about the first time a guy tried LSD.

By SwimModSponges, December 18, 2017 in Free-For-All

Guinea pig bridge

By SwimModSponges, December 18, 2017 in Free-For-All

What do you think your personality would taste like?

By SwimModSponges, December 15, 2017 in Free-For-All