nameraka

that's a pretty good tom you got there.

i did my best.

oh fuck me. did i forget to mention the parachute again?

i was afraid someone might try to "come" with me.

i vote wolfe.

which tom is best tom?

i bought one the other day at the drug store that i swear smells just like cool water cologne. i had a roommate in college who used to fucking bathe in that shit. we did not get along. i get a fucking tweak every time i smell it now. i swear, that godawful smell could kill the rona itself.

but now what happens if i get diabeetus?

duh, that's where the virus comes from.

I mean, who doesn’t want jailbait on the beach though? Except me, of course. 😶

what the fuck was that?

so, like, everyone then?

so, what you're saying is... don't panic. oh shit. we're fucked aren't we?

what the fuck is going on? anyone? i'll wait... 😶

you think that's bad? this is the only guy who can cure it...

Also, you should really get that looked at.

i am so fucking bored right now...

are they good for something? like, can you trade them in for prizes and stuff?

nine different varieties of mustard. that's totally normal, right?

if i wanted puppies i'd buy puppies. if i wanted kitties i'd get a catgirl.

but that wasn't five minutes just there!

the shitty one.