Top Gun

The original series was a masterpiece, and literally everything else associated with the franchise has been varying levels of hot garbage. It's kind of incredible.

I like how this pair of episodes started with the worst part of the whole arc, Bellamy's horseshit that literally no one cares about, and ended with one of the best parts, pure Unmedicated Grandpa insanity and Sai managing to absolutely win at life.

"Voting for the Face-Eating Leopard Party has predictable consequences, film at 11."

Holy shit this show is good

I haven't bothered looking at these things yet, but I've at least recorded them (when I remember to), and I have no idea what I'm actually getting because the cable guide titles and descriptions are for a different show entirely. We always joked about the [as] schedule monkeys, but this network seems like it's being run by a single hamster.

So hey, MD...how's it going?

How's that face-eating leopard treating you MD?

Every time I think you can't be more fucking stupid, you manage to outdo yourself.

Okay...but this is hardly going to be "Demarco's soundtrack." Even when he's not directing anime, Watanabe is a great music producer for other series (his choices for Shingo Natsume's "Sonny Boy" were fantastic). There's no universe in which he isn't making the calls on his own series.

If you Naruto run the bullets won't hit you.

Prime still does anime? Huh.

Politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave that all to the poor.

As a friend of mine put it, "'That's a short wait.' -- Frieren, probably."

She actively supports people who would gladly make her relationship illegal in an instant. How profoundly fucking stupid do you have to be to do that?

She's such a pathetic fucking sycophant. Also I'm assuming a huge masochist considering she seems to get off on us telling her to fuck off.

The rest of us had better, more productive things to do. Y'know, like sawing off our own genitals with a rusty spoon.

Without Space Ghost, there's no [as], and none of us are here. Rest in peace to a legend.

I didn't know exactly what to expect going into this, but I really enjoyed the first episode. Whip-smart writing coupled with some genuinely impressive animation and background work. I know Mike Judge is an executive producer but it was still funny to hear him doing a much more subdued Hank voice as that asshole CEO. Definitely wasn't expecting to see two DEA agents vibing out to Harry Belafonte.

No, Drake was the son of Diez Barrels, captain of the Barrels Pirates (and himself a former Marine captain). He ran away when Corazon attacked because his father was an asshole who treated him like shit. He had no involvement with the Marines until after his father's death; we saw the Marine ship pick him up at the end of this episode.

That's not what she said.

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN

There was one funny rant in particular I remember when she was ripping on anime dubs.

"Bitch" isn't a strong enough word on its own for them. I'm going with "beta cuck bitch."

Double OP makes a lot more sense than temporary double Blue Exorcist at least. And thank God, someone finally took Old Yeller Kai out behind the barn. The Grunge/Shoegaze thing is still incredibly random.