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Top Gun

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  1. Looks like a 5-year-old drew it. Checks out.
  2. I'm so glad they started airing reruns of Common Side Effects during Toonami because I probably wouldn't have watched it otherwise and my God was it amazing.
  3. CBS has been the most lowest-common-denominator decrepit boomer programming for decades at this point.
  4. My main point was that I see stories about crazy fans in other cities doing horrible shit, and I know that Philly would get absolutely crucified if the same thing happened here, but it gets almost immediately forgotten. Meanwhile the national media constantly brings up a complete nothingburger that happened decades ago as if it means anything at all today. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy: "Everyone knows that Philly fans are crazy, so we'll keep repeating that Philly fans are crazy, while conveniently ignoring the fact that there are crazy fans doing crazy shit everywhere." It starts to wear on you. I mean hell, Bills fans literally jump through tables before their games, and everyone considers that endearing and gives them a cutesy nickname for it? That's bullshit.
  5. Fun fact, there's this Legoland attraction in the Philly area I once went to with my nieces and nephew, and in a corner of the huge awesome city display I spotted a little Lego guy greasing up a light pole.
  6. Psh, no light pole can defeat us!
  7. Dude, that story is 60 fucking years old, the team sucked ass that year, and the guy playing Santa was some last-second replacement scrawny kid who laughed about it afterwards: https://whyy.org/articles/philadelphia-eagles-santa-snowball-incident/ Real talk though, everyone gives shit to Eagles fans when you have Giants and Dodgers fans straight-up murdering each other in parking lots.
  8. Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
  9. GO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. They all want to fuck him SO bad.
  11. I was trying to ignore it to protect my brain.
  12. Don't worry, I'm sure he'll change his mind again in a week.
  13. What a terrible day to have eyes.
  14. Remember when we all thought he'd died of Covid? Good times.
  15. You haven't read a fucking book since Hop on Pop.
  16. I mean I've peed in the ocean plenty of times. Still counts!
  17. Hateno Village from Breath of the Wild. Settle down in Link's house.
  18. Exactly. I always held that you should need more than 140 characters to describe a good fart.
  19. I thought Twitter was dumb as shit from the day it was born. Never had an account there, don't want one here.
  20. Sign-in required, can't see shit cap'n
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