Azalar Hex

I find it annoying when people won't let other people vent. How does it hurt you? Just say "yeah that sucks" and go eat a hot pocket.

Around where I live you aren't allowed to press your bare penis against the outside of church stained glass on sundays. No idea if it is allowed from the inside.

Yup.

I think my nephew said the ultra versions will have about fifteen more new pokemon than the original versions. Because releasing a new pokemon game and then releasing basically the same thing again a few months later with some tweaks and a handful of new virtual pets makes more money now. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't trade between the current sun and moon and the new ultra versions, and had to rely on the pokemon bank subscription-based service they added on a little while ago.

They taste better if you squeeze out all the pulp first and fry them.

I played this a couple of years back. It kept me occupied for a few hours until the weight of the reality that my conquests meant nothing when the dude mowed his lawn sunk in.

I'd gladly give up depth perception in exchange for being able to go into a dark ship being able to see so all the pirates and ghosts already inside don't get the jump on me.

Why did the ant from new york who fell into the puddle of axe spray sent to the skunk hill? Because he was 'de odor ant. Yeah I don't do jokes.

3/10 boobs too small

Thumbtack Thursday

I know the perfect way to end this thread once and for all with me as the winner.

Never hold a dollar in your mouth. Never chew on dollars out of boredom. Never touch dollars. Wear gloves.

I usually cover my letters with a weighted object of some sort.

My guess is they dug up a box of the stuff from a basement and repackaged it for this. Why else would they be limiting the release to such a ridiculous degree? Seriously. I mean, unless they gotta pay Disney to use this stuff. Also, I find it pretty hilarious that McDonald's won't actually admit this has anything to do with Rick and Morty.

Being flirted with. Especially by attractive women. It's like, I know you aren't actually interested, so just get to the point and tell me what favor you're trying to get.

If it goes free I won't have anything to eat this week. I don't want to die yet.

Worthless. Jumps and kicks at the smallest hint of insertion. Plus I keep finding the shoes in the hallway.

It smells like a horse in there, too. But no, it's not a spare.

As long as it lets me search for porno without using that data to direct future searches like Google does it'll be my go-to.