Azalar Hex

At some point in your life your mother was holding you, then put you down. And she never picked you up again.

Cell me old fashioned, because calling me young fashioned would be incorrect and sound weird.

I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. :painfap:

Persona 3/4/5 Final Fantasy VI/VII/IX/Tactics Rune Factory 3/4 Silent Hill 1/2/3 ( RE never gave me the heebie jeebies like SH did. And PE never gave me brain freeze. ) Dots because I no favorite overall.

I'm your daddy.

That's fucking horse shit. That's the only drink I buy from that place on the rare occasion I go. This is the Kroger Grape Juice and Mama Rosa's Pepperoni pizza garbage all over again.

Have lots of money. Or at least look like you do.

My mother still had a paid account until about five months ago. Her ex-husband still pays for his dial-up AOL account. And accesses it using his comcast high speed connection. Because he is dumb shit. No. He doesn't have a land line.

Bin Laden

Back when Omegle did video chats I got matched up with this chick with a huge rack and a messed up face with big swollen eyes. She called me fat. I showed her my dick. She probably accidentally left the chat when she had an orgasm spasm.

South Park.

I ordered a pizza and just got a call from the restaurant telling me it'll be an hour or longer for delivery since they only have one driver since it's the end of their night. ( They close in 30 minutes. ) I said it was fine and I can wait. After I hung up I figured they called hoping I would cancel my order so they could go home earlier. Pretty sure there's gonna be human shit in my pizza.

Porn, probably.

Like any kid who smokes ever waited until they were legal age to start smoking. Its just like the masturbation stuff, but with more oral.

Are you sure it isn't a snail trail? Had any female visitors lately?

Said that genes really start getting screwy around sibling level. Cousins don't have much less genetic diversity than somebody outside the family. Too bad all my cousins are fuggo.

I often make food and bring it to bed with me for sexy times.

4/10 Reminds me of my trip to Florida.

I doubt they'll move to Florida. Kentucky is terrible, so it works. Florida would just be a bunch of old people and Itchy rip-offs.