Azalar Hex

Do you think this is safe to eat?

At least you have the option. I'm not buying a PS4 just to play KH3 and FF7: The Cashening.

Isn't that what all vaginas look like?

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100 million. Like, I won't be stupid rich but it will be enough to make me attractive to the opposite sex.

Azure Ampersand. He's bluish and ... has something to do with text. I dunno. I've been awake for 27 hours.

Alien Ashtray. Has the power to collect dust ... from ... like, aliens I guess. Arrogant Camisole. Turns into clothing that makes women feel bad about themselves.

Aardvark Ant. A little person with the power to eat himself and not die. ( Nobody said these powers had to be good powers. ) Casual Amphibian. Has the power to make frogs chill out.

Arctic Eggplant. Has the power to ruin food.

Electric Nipple Man. Has the power to electrify his left nipple. So much not following the rules here. So little cares.

Venereal Eagle. Umm ... turns erect penii into eagle heads.

Disco Crotch. Capable of censoring offensive genitals.

Ass Apple. Has the power to make apples taste like ass.

After this.

And I will start.

the usernames of the poster above you and the one above that. You can go ahead and name their super power, too.

I thought Friday and Saturday was for fucking.

I need an excuse to post so I can inflate my post count.

My friend back in high school had a cat that was in perpetual heat, so his boyfriend took a q-tip and the cat and made things really really awkward between them. No word on if it shut her up, but from what I heard her ass was constantly being pressed against him almost all the time after that.

And I'll just say "Baby you so hot I grew a second one to show just how much wood you be makin'" or something.

So I'm gonna post a picture of my bank card here since the card is useless to me now anyhow.

This is acceptable. Assuming it's a functioning penis, I can just keep a bucket next to my bed for those morning pisses without having to get out from under the covers.

To have a tiny penis.