Azalar Hex

6/10 because I had a bagel this morning. 2/10 because Bobby Hill ain't right.

She'd be less depressed if you didn't call her a "pupper".

I don't think I've ever seen a who's online box in the main FFA page. Just top level.

My brother's wife once went to take out her contact lenses and found an old one stuck in the side of her eye socket, so she grabbed it and tugged. It wouldn't come out. She tried to peel it out a few times times and still couldn't get it out. Yeah, she was peeling off a layer of eye.

Doesn't have to be yours.

Rekindle lost love by sending a jar of urine.

I read that he got caught whacking off in his cell and got in trouble. I didn't know it was illegal to jack it in prison. Apparently it is. No, really.

Going to give this one a try because yet another of my MMOs have fallen through.

She's too clingy. Plus that short hair makes her look like a lesbo.

That green dude is named Link. Zelda is that yellow triangle thing he's trying to steal all the time.

This ... this has gone in an uncomfortable direction.

Weak. You can do better than that.

Last I saw before my cable got cut off a couple of years back AS outside of Toonami was reruns of Seth MacFarlane shows and various incarnations of Tim and Eric.

At least I learned how to disable the autoplay nonsense. Now to figure out how to be obnoxious enough that people will care enough about me to tell me to leave the boards. Go ahead and let it out. It's happening everywhere else. Might as fucking well bring it here, too. I know none of you guys could give less of a damn if I ever show up here again. If I want to cry so much about not having anywhere to vent, I shouldn't have chosen to be born in a city full of old people and christians. It's pretty pathetic that the closest thing I have to a social group is a message board that spawned from a TV network that actively hates them for reasons.

I don't like these answers. These are people nobody likes.

For me, mental hospital or prison. Complete loss of freedom and ability to choose what happens in life. Feels like I could hit that point again here soon if things keep going like they did last night.

You can go violate yourself with a screwdriver.

Damnit. Now I gotta change the title, otherwise this answer is all I'm gonna get.

Whole. Unhinge your jaw.

Would you rather eat a live adult goat raw or make love to an unshaven coconut?

Misshapen.

Who am I a cheap imitation of? Who are you a cheap imitation of?

That wasn't really my ass. I don't have any tattoos on mine. Let me go get the camera.

Is this an actual question asked by the guy who thinks women over 16 are expired goods?

Did you pee in the change dispenser?