Azalar Hex

Pretty spot on save for the conservative and hardworking part. Absolutely every other member of my family is, though. So I probably rebelled against my hand genes there.

Indeed I am aggressive! In fact I take pills for it! My BS tolerance is extremely low. Although I avoid conflict like the plague and hate fighting.

I washed my hand to post this. Today is a special day.

Thanks much, all. I'm touched. I really am. And now I need an adult.

Why haven't I gotten laid yet?

Boomer Kuwanger ... Spark Mandrill ... these names are sexual without effort.

The.

It's only, like, a small percentage, but apologies all around probably.

When you say "Did I do that?" in a nasal voice and the kids don't know why that's supposed to be hilarious.

Fast food french fries have a expiration date of about five minutes after purchase. If you don't get into them by then you might as well throw them away.

WHAMP WHOMP WHAMP WHOMP WHAMP WHOMP WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAMP WHOMP

An ice werewolf with dead parents and vampirism.

I've been banned from all things RP. Back in my AOL days I was every stupid edgy stereotype with some random affliction thrown in to show I'm the specialest of snowflakes.

I'd go with my old standby "The next person to post wins a PM from me featuring a picture of my anus", but I feel like that wouldn't work here.

8::D

Why is this.

Wise fwom your gwave.*

Cuz I need to fuckin' search it. ( again )

I disagree with this statement.

I'm on a PC. This is all I get on the site when I turn off my ad-blocker for now. So I'll leave this place whitelisted until things start getting intrusive. EDIT: Eww. I can still deal with this, though. EDIT EDIT: And there's the mid-thread and bottom page ads.

I had a friend in high school whose entire family household stuffed their shit-caked TPs into the trash can. They would also do this at their family business in town. Every single one of them was a sociopath.

Checkers - Fries Jack in the Box - Tacos Burger Fat - Whopper Wendy's - Frosty McDonald's - Dumpster BJ This is an ideal Saturday night for me.

So do I.