mthor

It is what it is.

Please clarify.

If you charged rent to half of the people taking up space in your head, you'd be a rich man.

Is the Advil not working, or did I forget to take it? Arthritis & short-term memory impairment is an unpleasant combination.

In this day and age, everybody needs all the luck that they can get their damned hands on.

Congratulations! 🎉

But did you wear your pajamas inside out and backwards?

Don't encourage him.

Dude. The dream is over - it's a little bit late to decide whether or not to be scared.

Make sure it's sealed.

It may be fine, or it may be not. If you're going to get food poisoning from it, you may indeed have shit to do tomorrow, or it may be down the line a bit; it depends on the infecting organism. Good luck, and stock up on Gatorade.

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Not if it's done properly.

Black licorice is the best candy.

https://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34?si=uWZMwioeSkU7UBBL

Indeed

Apparently on a Sunday?

What about the other six days of the week?

A kiss on the wrist may be quite Continental , but real estate's a girl's best friend.

Because we didn't have one. Nor did we have a 40th. Still waiting to see about the 50th.

Why?

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30th? Baby.

His form is just beautiful. It gave me flashbacks to the first time I saw Snuka come off the top rope.

I'm having a Mandela moment - when did Epiphany start falling on January 6? All my life, it's been on January 5. I can remember looking it up and seeing January 5 - Epiphany, also known as the Feast of the Three Kings. Count it on your fingers - January 5 is the twelfth day of Christmas. Why is it the 6th? 12 years of CCD - Epiphany was always the 5th. Even in my many years of being AWOL from the army of Christ, I've kept up, and it's always been the 5th. Why is it the 6th? Is this the price I pay for 48 hours of the Twilight Zone - somebody messing with the calendar?