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Well, that was useless. They didn't have ketchup chips back then.

So, theoretically, one should never indulge in pumpkin spice while wearing a white dinner jacket?

If you remember that the Internet is just a series of tubes, it makes perfect sense.

*wakes up, looks around* When did we invade Canada? And can we bring back ketchup chips?

Punctuation is our friend.

Not as angry as Xmas decorations in mid-October.

Yes. The Tasty Human flavored cat treats are out again.

🎂🎉🎂🎊🎂 Cake for all!

Nah. Reptiloids.

DeeDee's fourth day of high school - eight fights, one gun falling out of somebody's pocket. She's all excited - one of her friends got video.

Now my brain hurts.

Congratulations - you have the same birthday as my brother (well, one of them)! Happy birthday to both of you! (PS, sorry if this is a duplicate thread, but one can never have too many happy birthday wishes.)

Meatloaf is good, Salisbury steak is good, SOS is good. It's hard to go wrong with hamburger, unless you helper it. When did it become existential?

I didn't even know that Sept 8 was a thing. My sponsor will be so proud.

Once upon a time, in the dim, dark days of the '00s, I used to call my older daughter on Saturday nights and say, "It's 9:00. Do you know where your convicts are?" ( I used to get the Naruto mangas on interlibrary loan, and almost every time I returned them, they'd be on hold for an inmate at a correctional facility. So we figured that the convicts had to be in the tv lounge, watching Naruto on Toonami.)

We couldn't get that lucky.

Thank you! I'm not explaining why.

What is the name of that really horrible Sean Connery movie where he wears the fluorescent banana hammock with suspenders?

What?😖

🎉🍻🎂🍻🎊

Enjoy as presented.

🎉🍻🎂🍻🎈

I am so sick of that twat doctor shilling her whole body deodorant.

Stop picking on Karens. Read up on the history of the Karen civil war in Burma (I do not use Myanmar out of respect to the many Karen who were my coworkers and patients). Find another name, or call them what they are - entitled, deluded bitches.

I really miss hard toothbrushes. Not for teeth, but for those odd little things and spaces that need to be scrubbed.