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My brain hurts.

What does this even mean?

Um, England is not a "high Catholic country." Ever hear of Henry VIII? (Yeah, yeah, I know it's called "Catholic Lite," but still...)

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Sheer perversity.

I had to explain Zombie Jesus to one of my younger sisters today. 🤦

Police Check On Elderly In Heat

It took me - no exaggeration - five hours to remember where that came from.

What?! Facebook is down and RACG didn't show up to rage about it?

Don't worry about it. I've been dead for almost 20 years - the federal government even said so. Doesn't seem to get in the way of anything.

Chili, because it was raining when I got up.

Neck and throat tattoos don't look like art. They look like one has forgotten to wash one's neck.

My brothers used to refer to sitting on the toilet as riding the bus, and, in the same vein, referred to toilet paper as "tickets."

There. I got you presidents. Enjoy.

I don't know, it makes sense to me. Some people should not do some jobs, like I should never be a cop or a security guard or anything where I'm armed with a gun or a tazer or probably even pepper spray. (My family won't even let me own a gun.) Also, I think it's supposed to be a bit.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

It should look more like Plan 9.

Happy birthday!

Hot flashes are forever.

Shut up, Scoob

The long term issues are related to the sugar load and the empty calories far more than the caffeine. Also, carbonation can cause distention and worsen reflux, no matter what the flavor.

On your youtube channel?