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https://www.npr.org/2024/05/12/521916134/roger-corman-the-b-movie-legend-who-launched-a-list-careers-dies-at-98

And again, I am grateful that I had girls.... PS. Happy Mother's Day Also, Happy Mother's Day @discolé monade

I take it that you've never heard of blood atonement...

*cough*Scientology*cough*

I will give you kneecaps just so that I can take them out.

I'm not in a motorized car yet, but punch me in the tit and I will take out your kneecaps with my cane.

The classes I took, I had to take, for one reason or another, but the most ridiculous one was Comparative Religions - in nursing school.

Don't you die if you see your doppelganger?

Silver bullets aren't cheap. Oh wait, that's werewolves.

Guess it's time to try swordfish. By the time any damage shows up, I'll have been dead for years.

🖖🎂🖖

Cake for all!

Now I'm scared of the Easter Bunny.

DeeDee turned 14 today. I ache all over.

So, the Easter Bunny=Santa Claus?

Count your blessings - I edited that before I posted it.

I can't speak for medical school, but in nursing school, we spent an entire semester learning how to properly chill our hands before patient contact.

They were an animal sacred to Eostre, a pagan goddess of fertility, whose major festival was held in the spring. When converting western Europe, the church fathers often incorporated local myth into church tradition to make acceptance of the faith easier.

What a great movie night! First Komodo vs Cobra, then Mega Piranha. Now I'm torn between Attack of the Giant Leeches and Chupacabra vs The Alamo. If I had a man and two robots held captive in a satellite, I'd be Pearl Forester.

Damn, I am of a different generation - my first exposure to Passover was the All of a Kind Family books

With a nice sauce? BBQ all the way. After all, it's supposed to taste like pork or beef, depending on who you talk to.

Yes. It's called kuru (not to be confused with koro) or the laughing disease. It's a spongiform encephalopathy similar to mad cow disease, and can be contracted by eating infected neural tissue (brain or spinal cord). Edit: ninja'd by disco I think

When someone complements you on your cleverness and wit, the proper response is to smile knowingly and say nothing. Don't destroy the illusion. Also, it's "Boers."