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The final snackrifice for this round has arrived, and the monster wants something special to go with it - a salad. Not just any salad, but a salad so vile and disgusting that it will thrill the monster to the bottom of its cold evil heart and challenge Soma, its special dinner guest, who has expressed an interest in monstrous cuisine. (Jello and/or mayonnaise will probably be involved.) Go forth, and bring not just a picture, but a recipe in case the monster wants to make it again. A YouTube video, a TikTok (can we do that?), one of those vintage ads, or even a screenshot of Packard's cooking blog - anything so that we can appreciate just why your particular salad will tickle the Monster's palate.

Becky. Please

Not anymore (mwahahaha)

Here's some trivia for you, probably before your time: I used to work with an ER doc named Jerry Punch, who did commentary for NASCAR.

I'm not sure - I mean, one could conceivably choke anything you or I listed down one's throat and survive (although the cinnamon would be easier in a gelcap), which I guess makes them edible, but I read the prompt as that it had to be an entity rather than a part of something. Of course, I've been wrong before, and I'll be wrong again. Perhaps when the Keeper of the Beast returns, he will enlighten us.

This is creative, but ... I can go to the cupboard and pull out a cup of sugar - which has no salt in it, or a teaspoon of cinnamon (ditto), or a bottle of vanilla extract (no salt, plus it's 82 proof*). Do things that are usually just ingredients count? *"There's nothing meaner than a vanilla drunk." (my grandmother)

Oh, ok. No worries then. It's just that human bites are notorious for getting really nasty infections.

Did he break the skin?

Yes. You're missing the point.

🤦 See, now this is what I would have expected from the OP.

Does it come with a shock collar?

Too bad that the odds of something sticking would be better if he was just flinging poo at the wall.

No, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Packard has actually presented the generally accepted origin of the potato chip. (You have no idea what a painful concession this is.)

Double fuck no what? You don't want to find something sodium free to earn immunity or you don't want to play Survivor? It's not like you have to eat bugs or anything.

I'm really trying here, but I got nothing.

We're playing Survivor, and this is a challenge to earn immunity.

A challenge to keep from becoming volcano fodder.

Should I vote, or do I just sit back and smirk at mob rule?

It must be ok, because it shows up as 7 PM for me, and I'm on EST.

Italy and Vatican City should have been switched.

It doesn't look like a joke going over someone's head, it looks like you're functionally illiterate.

🥂🎂🥂

Sorry, dude. I'm not watching that one - I subscribe for analysis of science fiction.

Well, the novelty has worn off. I'm out.