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Happy birthday!

Hot flashes are forever.

Shut up, Scoob

The long term issues are related to the sugar load and the empty calories far more than the caffeine. Also, carbonation can cause distention and worsen reflux, no matter what the flavor.

On your youtube channel?

So does working part-time in a public library with free wifi for 15 years count as a dispensation? Do I get so many years off my time now?

Scoob and Buddy are right. It's got nothing to do with neurodivergence. I mean, if I was 30 years younger and single, I'd go out with you - we have some similar interests that we're passionate about, and you're kind of cute in a mad scientist sort of way (I still maintain that if you went the Simon Whistler route, you'd be well on your way to actually hot). However, about the time you launched into your defeatist routine, I'd be out the door. People don't go on dates to be depressed, much less take somebody depressing home. Don't you have a therapist? Do you ever talk to them about this kind of issue, or do you just come and dump here?

Mickey, of course. Never fuck with the Mouse.

My guess was kidney stone.

No. For a vast array of reasons, not least of which being that the DSM is incredibly arbitrary, and what is and what is not a mental illness changes every time they revise it (which occurs at least every 10 years).

Jesus Christ, spoiler that shit. This is Haters/Complainers, not CanIMakeYouPukers.

Sorry, I couldn't find this as a cake. HBD anyway.

I thought that this said 7.62 naruto down range, and I was thinking that gee, maybe talk no jutsu would work on a gorilla if you spoke in a soothing voice and offered fruit. Don't shoot the gorilla, ghostie; make him your ally.

Actually, so do I, but I couldn't resist.

It is what it is.

Please clarify.

If you charged rent to half of the people taking up space in your head, you'd be a rich man.

Is the Advil not working, or did I forget to take it? Arthritis & short-term memory impairment is an unpleasant combination.

In this day and age, everybody needs all the luck that they can get their damned hands on.

Congratulations! 🎉

But did you wear your pajamas inside out and backwards?

Don't encourage him.

Dude. The dream is over - it's a little bit late to decide whether or not to be scared.

Make sure it's sealed.

It may be fine, or it may be not. If you're going to get food poisoning from it, you may indeed have shit to do tomorrow, or it may be down the line a bit; it depends on the infecting organism. Good luck, and stock up on Gatorade.