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Considering that there are maybe six cookies in a box, even 2 1/2 hours is a long time.

On a related note, if I ever hear Willie Nelson warble "Seven Spanish Angels" ever again, I'm not sure what I'll do, but it will be newsworthy.

Matzo balls?

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice with the palace holds the brew that is true

So do a video.

Yeah, slut is good - whore has too much of a business connotation.

Well, yes. You will get the answers you state, not whether they are high ("bells and smells") or low (bare bones). Totally off topic: it doesn't matter, because the rest of the world sees the RCC as an amorphous blob anyway. One of my favorite quotes (right up there with the one in my sig) is from Thomas B. Allen's Possessed: The True Story of an Exorcism, about the case that inspired The Exorcist. The possessed child's parents consult their Lutheran minister, who, when it becomes apparent that there is demonic mischief afoot, tells them, "You must go to the Catholics. They know about these things."

Granted. However, if you ask an Anglican if they're high church or low church, you'll get an answer. If you ask a Roman Catholic the same question, you'll get a puzzled look.

Stop. Just stop. Yes, J.R.R. Tolkien was Roman Catholic. C.S. Lewis was Anglican. Their offices were down the hall from each other, and they used to share an allegory stick. Anglicans can be high or low church. Technically, Roman Catholicism is considered a high church, but I've never before heard it referred to as such; Catholics are either Roman or Orthodox, and both are equally "high." (and now I wish I was.)

My brain hurts.

What does this even mean?

Um, England is not a "high Catholic country." Ever hear of Henry VIII? (Yeah, yeah, I know it's called "Catholic Lite," but still...)

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Sheer perversity.

I had to explain Zombie Jesus to one of my younger sisters today. 🤦

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It took me - no exaggeration - five hours to remember where that came from.

What?! Facebook is down and RACG didn't show up to rage about it?

Don't worry about it. I've been dead for almost 20 years - the federal government even said so. Doesn't seem to get in the way of anything.

Hey, don't be sexist. Sperm can be children, too. So why is jacking off legal?

None of these guys can science. Remember, there are elected officials who believe that ectopic pregnancies are viable.

Well, it's always something special when you get to see the premiere.

Chili, because it was raining when I got up.