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  1. mthor
    Nutella sucks.
  2. mthor
    Dude, pet rocks worked as a business plan, and you can't tell me that they didn't start out as a joke.
  3. mthor
    Blueberry muffins - yay jiffy mix!
  4. mthor
    If it's really good, you can feel all your sinuses.
  5. mthor
    Look, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
  6. mthor
    Oh, thanks. Now you've given me an earworm. 🎶High on a hill lived a lonely butthole yodelady yodelady yoheehoo🎶 If you hear a knock on your door tonight, it's me, come to beat you with a rolled up newspaper.
  7. mthor
    Somewhere out there, a sailboat is looking for that.
  8. mthor
    Y'know, I was wondering the same thing. My dad had red-green color blindness, and he used to say that both colors were shades of grayish beige.
  9. mthor
    It makes me think of Vigo in the second Ghostbusters movie.
  10. mthor
    Coffee is always worth celebrating.🎉☕
  11. mthor
    🥂🎂🥂
  12. mthor
    And again, I am grateful that I had girls.... PS. Happy Mother's Day Also, Happy Mother's Day @discolé monade
  13. mthor
    I take it that you've never heard of blood atonement...
  14. mthor
    *cough*Scientology*cough*
  15. mthor
    I will give you kneecaps just so that I can take them out.
  16. mthor
    I'm not in a motorized car yet, but punch me in the tit and I will take out your kneecaps with my cane.
  17. mthor
    The classes I took, I had to take, for one reason or another, but the most ridiculous one was Comparative Religions - in nursing school.
  18. mthor
    Don't you die if you see your doppelganger?
  19. mthor
    Silver bullets aren't cheap. Oh wait, that's werewolves.
  20. mthor
    Guess it's time to try swordfish. By the time any damage shows up, I'll have been dead for years.
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  22. mthor
    🖖🎂🖖
  23. mthor
    Cake for all!
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  25. mthor
    Now I'm scared of the Easter Bunny.
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