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So do a video.

Yeah, slut is good - whore has too much of a business connotation.

Well, yes. You will get the answers you state, not whether they are high ("bells and smells") or low (bare bones). Totally off topic: it doesn't matter, because the rest of the world sees the RCC as an amorphous blob anyway. One of my favorite quotes (right up there with the one in my sig) is from Thomas B. Allen's Possessed: The True Story of an Exorcism, about the case that inspired The Exorcist. The possessed child's parents consult their Lutheran minister, who, when it becomes apparent that there is demonic mischief afoot, tells them, "You must go to the Catholics. They know about these things."

Granted. However, if you ask an Anglican if they're high church or low church, you'll get an answer. If you ask a Roman Catholic the same question, you'll get a puzzled look.

Stop. Just stop. Yes, J.R.R. Tolkien was Roman Catholic. C.S. Lewis was Anglican. Their offices were down the hall from each other, and they used to share an allegory stick. Anglicans can be high or low church. Technically, Roman Catholicism is considered a high church, but I've never before heard it referred to as such; Catholics are either Roman or Orthodox, and both are equally "high." (and now I wish I was.)

My brain hurts.

What does this even mean?

Um, England is not a "high Catholic country." Ever hear of Henry VIII? (Yeah, yeah, I know it's called "Catholic Lite," but still...)

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Sheer perversity.

I had to explain Zombie Jesus to one of my younger sisters today. 🤦

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It took me - no exaggeration - five hours to remember where that came from.

What?! Facebook is down and RACG didn't show up to rage about it?

Don't worry about it. I've been dead for almost 20 years - the federal government even said so. Doesn't seem to get in the way of anything.

Chili, because it was raining when I got up.

Neck and throat tattoos don't look like art. They look like one has forgotten to wash one's neck.

My brothers used to refer to sitting on the toilet as riding the bus, and, in the same vein, referred to toilet paper as "tickets."

There. I got you presidents. Enjoy.

I don't know, it makes sense to me. Some people should not do some jobs, like I should never be a cop or a security guard or anything where I'm armed with a gun or a tazer or probably even pepper spray. (My family won't even let me own a gun.) Also, I think it's supposed to be a bit.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

It should look more like Plan 9.