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What?! Facebook is down and RACG didn't show up to rage about it?

Don't worry about it. I've been dead for almost 20 years - the federal government even said so. Doesn't seem to get in the way of anything.

Hey, don't be sexist. Sperm can be children, too. So why is jacking off legal?

None of these guys can science. Remember, there are elected officials who believe that ectopic pregnancies are viable.

Well, it's always something special when you get to see the premiere.

Chili, because it was raining when I got up.

It was awesome enough seeing it live.

Neck and throat tattoos don't look like art. They look like one has forgotten to wash one's neck.

My brothers used to refer to sitting on the toilet as riding the bus, and, in the same vein, referred to toilet paper as "tickets."

They'd better get to claim them. Storage is expensive, and you know that anybody who supports this bill isn't going to volunteer to pay for it. Kind of like how the states that restrict abortion don't improve on maternal and children's services...

There. I got you presidents. Enjoy.

I don't know, it makes sense to me. Some people should not do some jobs, like I should never be a cop or a security guard or anything where I'm armed with a gun or a tazer or probably even pepper spray. (My family won't even let me own a gun.) Also, I think it's supposed to be a bit.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

With a grand piano or an anvil.

It should look more like Plan 9.

Happy birthday!

Hot flashes are forever.

Shut up, Scoob

The long term issues are related to the sugar load and the empty calories far more than the caffeine. Also, carbonation can cause distention and worsen reflux, no matter what the flavor.

On your youtube channel?

So does working part-time in a public library with free wifi for 15 years count as a dispensation? Do I get so many years off my time now?

Scoob and Buddy are right. It's got nothing to do with neurodivergence. I mean, if I was 30 years younger and single, I'd go out with you - we have some similar interests that we're passionate about, and you're kind of cute in a mad scientist sort of way (I still maintain that if you went the Simon Whistler route, you'd be well on your way to actually hot). However, about the time you launched into your defeatist routine, I'd be out the door. People don't go on dates to be depressed, much less take somebody depressing home. Don't you have a therapist? Do you ever talk to them about this kind of issue, or do you just come and dump here?

Mickey, of course. Never fuck with the Mouse.

My guess was kidney stone.