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Now my brain hurts.

Congratulations - you have the same birthday as my brother (well, one of them)! Happy birthday to both of you! (PS, sorry if this is a duplicate thread, but one can never have too many happy birthday wishes.)

Meatloaf is good, Salisbury steak is good, SOS is good. It's hard to go wrong with hamburger, unless you helper it. When did it become existential?

I didn't even know that Sept 8 was a thing. My sponsor will be so proud.

Once upon a time, in the dim, dark days of the '00s, I used to call my older daughter on Saturday nights and say, "It's 9:00. Do you know where your convicts are?" ( I used to get the Naruto mangas on interlibrary loan, and almost every time I returned them, they'd be on hold for an inmate at a correctional facility. So we figured that the convicts had to be in the tv lounge, watching Naruto on Toonami.)

We couldn't get that lucky.

Thank you! I'm not explaining why.

What is the name of that really horrible Sean Connery movie where he wears the fluorescent banana hammock with suspenders?

What?😖

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Enjoy as presented.

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I am so sick of that twat doctor shilling her whole body deodorant.

Stop picking on Karens. Read up on the history of the Karen civil war in Burma (I do not use Myanmar out of respect to the many Karen who were my coworkers and patients). Find another name, or call them what they are - entitled, deluded bitches.

I really miss hard toothbrushes. Not for teeth, but for those odd little things and spaces that need to be scrubbed.

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Today, I spent 4 1/2 hours with my husband. For context, that's the longest amount of time that we've spent within 200 yards of each other in over 20 years. I need a shot of Hawaiian Punch and a water glass full of Everclear. Edit: No ice, please.

ok?

I went to a nursing school run by Franciscan nuns. Although it was no longer the case when I attended, several of my instructors were alumnae - in their day, the nuns would bounce a quarter off the sheets to make sure that the beds were well made, and before the students were allowed on the floor, their clinical instructors would smack their butts to make sure that they were wearing girdles. This has been "Today in Ancient History." Please tune in again next week, when we discuss "How to Untangle Phone Cords."

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Thor was my nickname in nursing school. Nothing to do with the MCU (which wouldn't exist for decades), but chemicals were involved.

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Damn. I was there for the beginning.

He's almost 40. He'd better figure fast.

Well, at least I got good insurance out of the deal