mthor

Now all you need are harvest orange shingles.

I've got Verizon. It's been business as usual all day, and I've either had the TV on or been playing YouTube on my phone.

Ok, here's a dilemma: I'm saving Manos for Halloween, but which Manos? Manos mst3k, or Manos rifftrax? Not both - I don't think I'm capable of watching that twice in one night, no matter who's riffing it.

Unfortunately, it didn't come with the ghost viewer, but it's not bad either way.

Going through the Bookcase of Evil.

Is that why mice can be found in ovens?

That exists? 🤯

I actually have a dvd of The Final Sacrifice - I'm saving that and Manos for Halloween proper.

I used to eat pbj for lunch 5 days a week. They're easy to store, go well with coffee, and, if you use a reasonably hearty bread, are surprisingly satisfying. (Plus,seeing as you're having a legume and grain, you get the whole complimentary amino acid thing going on.) Now I'm hungry for a pbj on rye.

Thank you ! They'll be delighted!

Well, that was useless. They didn't have ketchup chips back then.

So, theoretically, one should never indulge in pumpkin spice while wearing a white dinner jacket?

If you remember that the Internet is just a series of tubes, it makes perfect sense.

*wakes up, looks around* When did we invade Canada? And can we bring back ketchup chips?

Punctuation is our friend.

Not as angry as Xmas decorations in mid-October.

The dude voted for Trump in 2016. Clearly a lunatic.

Yes. The Tasty Human flavored cat treats are out again.

McDonald's triad: abusing/killing small animals, enuresis, and starting fires.