RainyDayJizz#35

Whaaa? Lemme tell you about the reason I took work off today, buddy. Not really, but holy fucking shit. I suppose I kinda know what you mean though, fighting alien overlords is far more interesting than something I can actually do in life. Although one time I dreamed I was sitting in a chair. The chair leg broke and I woke up.

Failure to Lunch A Gay to Remember Breast Me Farty Monster

Same here. I dreamed about Boo hanging out with my family when we were fighting, but not sex. Whenever I've dreamed about sex the person was nondescript. They were usually latina though, lol. I've never dreamed about sex much, really. I think I always desired a person I feel close to more than sex.

I just remembered! Unlocking the A Team van makes a lot of races easier. And some of the races have a specific car in mind, like one that goes through mud easily. Make sure you unlock all the shit, cause the van makes standard races a breeze.

Golds are far easier than platinums. I think I only got platinum on half the levels.

Yeah, but the other planets are like the moon. Did you beat all the main levels in the time limit? Or maybe getting all golds unlocks it. Can't remember. One of the roughest fun games I've played. I tried getting a platinum on the level introducing the dump truck so many times...

Along with beating the whole solar system, lol. Pretty sure a few planets are skipped though.

I'd have more respect for you if you fucked one of them.

Lies, you fucked someone.

Now i know you are cool. Blast Corps is the most amazing unrecognized game anywhere.

I'm just happy that her decision to take a girl trip to LA was tinged with immediate regret. But i still hope she has fun, even though she spoiled our weekend off together like a trick ass bitch.

Does it resemble a dance on the laps of sailors that may or may not be pedophiles?

I only like the alcoholic ones.

Huh? I remain sober as a jaybird while boo is away, i don't care what you think about my internittent attention to this place as if it's the only thing that can focus my eyes for more than 12 seconds right now.

Completely teemed with insufferable rage!

Probably filming porn, god damned whore. I AM TEEMING WITH FURY!

HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOING TO LA? THAT FUCKING BITCH.

You're retarded. You act like you don't need me to post for you when you like it. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BOO. I don't mind shattering perceptions, but still. It's fun to see people think of you as the trashy whore.

I don't think everything fuggs does is okay, and same with you. But I abide the shit when it is fucking tolerable. This is you behaving exactly like her. And I ignored that shit like you should.

I got a 20 dollar tip for getting a pizza to the door in 20 minutes and I still remember the circumstances vividly. Service jobs aren't always easy.

Lol it looks like a corn dick. And this is amazing skill for 9. If you take pottery classes with her she will be better than you in a heartbeat. And she'll learn a lot about structural integrity too.

But it doesn't bother her. She just laughs at the other person because she thinks they look stupid. And she wants to see how far they take it. Triggered responses.

I don't know why people keep saying this. She hammers that shit out in like 3 seconds without a thought. She's just vitriolic. She thinks I'm a weirdo because I can spend 15 minutes making a post depending upon what I'm talking about.

I was waiting for a corn monster and got a cubone's ghost or something. This is something she does, and something you should definitely fuel. She's like 11? She does fantastic for someone so young, and continuing to do these things only makes you better at them. Pottery is fun. And it would teach her practical things about creating 3 dimensional objects. And you can do it with her, it's fun even if you're not good at it.

Man, even being young and dumb that still was a good time, no matter how many times I was arrested for being totally okay to drive. I was bought drinks so often back then... And given drinks by bartenders, but I overtip at bars. Usually I was a buck a drink guy, but if I set up a tab and it came out to 80 I'd just give 100, cause I know how that big tip can make a shitty night feel a little better.