RainyDayJizz#35

Prelude to a romantic encounter.

Met a dude that worked on a set with Steven Segal. Said he was an odd guy, spent most of his time meditating in his trailer. Didn't regard people much. From what I know he's never lost a fight on film and there's probably a reason for it. He can fight, but he's still fat now. Been fat since The Glimmer Man.

So the AIDS will be in the omelette. And I don't drink coffee, dammit.

This bitch next to me falls asleep on command, and I stare at her angrily.

Totally a joke, but still gay as hell.

I think we children used to call Jay Leno Mac Tonight. The memory is foggy.

Gay.

Jews

Goyz in the hood Botz in the hood Soyz in the hood Boyz in the food Boz in the hood

I'm taking the violence pillow.

Yes, our skill in communicating with animals made you far too comfortable with nonverbal cues. And pushing my things off the bed.

Get on the Bun Snake on a Lane Lemony Snicket's (no idea how to spell that) A Series of Unfortunate Vents

The fat and the furious Diet Hard

Zeni

Godammit, if it wasn't for the picture of the sun on the wall and the reference to glowing...

Image searching average human was just weird, so I give you this annoyed cat.

Yeah, this was a bad idea. Never looking at this thread again.

I don't think we can post balls in FFA anymore.

Cause that's what made me like you in the first place. Eyeroll. I was actually pretty set to start dating over here. After a couple years of working to fix shit and getting over other things I was prepared to start getting out there. The Mexican thing is at least somewhat accurate, I find them way more attractive than other women.

I AM BECOME SPACEGHETTI, DESTROYER OF CERTAIN VARIETIES OF FUN.

I'm about ready to pour boot powder in your asshole.

If you're worried about traffic go on two seperate days. I don't know where this is so I can't give you perspective on traffic.

I knew it but I was happy for you for like three seconds before I remembered. The battle of April Fools is remembering what day it is.

There was a game with that in middle school, I think you got your books slapped out of your hand for looking... Oh wait, that was a story from the first time this dude got high. They messed with him a while.

Enix games? Dragon Quest 7 is amazing. I always preferred Enix for some reason.