RainyDayJizz#35

I get a Sakura vibe even though he's probably the hardest motherfucker to pick out. I would have to see him post a lot to know. The perfect goddamn sentences are a thing though.

What? Some people are happy to be communicating. I'm probably one of the biggest weirdos ever. Can you be one of the biggest weirdos ever? I think not. The people in the world that are worth having around when your life is shitty are some of the best people around.

Isn't it amazing how hard some of that shit still makes you laugh? I wasn't even awake for the four horseman and I remember it.

Here's your proof. Infant is a noun.

As you should be. Give me $5000. You can hide where it went.

This is HonorableCloud, right?You know you're the only evidence I ever existed on the internet or anywhere at all? It'd be fun if it stayed that way.

Do it in German! And praise Jewish people because it will still terrify everyone.

I was gonna go to bed, but I'll say this beforehand. If you save three to five thousand dollars and plan a little bit, you can land anywhere. Cities have a lot of people because there's shit to do there. It all depends on how you want to live your life.

Dude, the $30 eighths are like three week old bomb shit. I hope it ends up federal because legal pot lets a person become the best pothead they can be, if they are inclined to do so. Or they can be stoned all day and wait tables like my idiot ex-neighbor.

I feel like an old person dealing with this site right now, but I have the excuse of legalized marijuana. I was under the impression that black holes were akin to universal dynamos, they shred nearby energy into a purer form and eject it back into the universe. Hawking radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the function. ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY CHANGE FORMS, AND IN A SYSTEM DEFINED IN THIS MANNER A CONSISTENT AMOUNT OF ENERGY WILL EXIST WITHIN THE DEFINED SET. AN UNCHANGING NUMBER, THIS SINGLE NUMBER THAT CHANGES ONLY CATEGORIES. Seeing people apply the universe to math instead of the opposite is a little maddening, but it's becoming fun because I feel like if I applied myself to worldly problems I would have been assassinated long ago.

You'll do fine, the world cuts you a break at some point if you aren't worthless. Finding out I was right about black holes was the worst thing that ever happened, because I am now incredibly arrogant about all of my observations. No one can tell me anything anymore.

Also also also also. I hate reading my thoughts sometimes.

I am a juvenile person. Also I post hard and fast like the old days.

Also my first thread was titled Goodness Gracious. I mean what the fuck. This was a joke designed to entertain exactly one person.

It's the future.

He's brighter than he let's you know. And he will probably die alone. But that will not bother him. He will have enjoyed the life he had.

Not sure how long I'll hang around, but it's good to see a bunch of you still kicking about. I wish you all nothing but the best.

I would have preferred to remain anonymous, but I'm not some asshole that doesn't want to say hi to people.

I fucking love aging, because everything in the world becomes hilarious.

Sitting in the shade trying to be artistic or playing video games. Most people aren't worth talking to.

That's the part that makes it funny worthy of the internet though. I'll admit that I'll often bail on zeni threads because I know the content will be weak by the title. That's the danger of running a character for over ten years. He is absolutely thrilled that he can still manage to piss people off with it, because it's all completely ridiculous. VirtualSatyr ran into a wall much earlier than that because he tried to be brilliant with it. His premises were so unbelievably absurd that it became hard to top himself and he just couldn't do it. He strolled into ridiculousness and didn't know how to follow himself. That's the lesson of the internet. If you want to last, be The Simpsons.

I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste. I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens.

Affordable track housing.

Yes. Your dancing monkeys are located elsewhere. I'm just a passing vagrant saying hello.

Since yesterday?