RainyDayJizz#35

I have the day off. And poof made me want pizza rolls, so it's a microwave day.

She probably means the neighborhood. My old neighborhood had a feral cat community. Since coyotes roam here, under car space is premium.

And serial murderers?

Know what kind of people own crackheads? Crack dealers.

Lol, you may have noticed boo said nothing about the mac and cheese I made, but she went back for thirds. She thinks my ego is too big sometimes. But afterwards I was thinking about what I could do with the base sauce a lot. If I can figure out country gravy I can make biscuits and gravy from pretty much flour milk and sausage. And butter.

The tuna would need to be dried... cookies could work. I am way more excited about this casserole than any person should be though. It's gonna be like that cheesy tuna helper but from scratch.

Pizza rolls dont start or end nice! I would totally mail you the tuna casserole I'm making today or tomorrow, but I don't think it would stay in the mail.

Lol pizza rolls. I dump that shit on a plate and throw it in the microwave. Only true food is permitted to cross the oven gate! And frozen pizza.

Thanks is like 78 times better than a laugh emoji there. God dammit I wish we could tag posts. Misusing tagging was my favorite thing on Lithium.

That's so deep.

Probably found out about it randomly and he was that guy that thought, "the people at work gotta see this."

Back in the day alts weren't always for bans. I had a few accounts I only made a few posts with because they were for one joke. Oh man, that reminds me of how Pat gave me the idea to make InternetCasanova by... calling me that. My idea though.

I just remembered a story Louis CK told about an old friend of his that got fired from a telemarketing job. Around this age, so you can imagine what kind of guy he is. He lit his farts at work all the time, and what finally got him fired was he shuffled his feet over the carpet and touched his dick to a fluorescent lamp to light it, which apparently works. He talked about doing it I guess, cause his boss was liek, "if you do this you're fired, but I wanna see if you do."

Wait, so I can be ranked Assy McGee again? This changes everything... well, it changes one thing at least.

I would have made a better one myself but my computer is on hiatus for a bit. This feels like a meme you deserve though.

Oh good, I was worried about my nerd status for a bit there. How am I gonna be nerd chic if my nerd game isn't on point?

Not a cockatrice? They meld them with snakes a lot in games, surprising.

Was gonna say, I know of one here.

You have to let it dry completely.

What will apparently be the sequel and maybe a good chunk of my twilight years, Do You Need to Sleep With Your Hand on My Face?

Who wouldn't? I'd need to get to a kitchen at some point though. I learned to cook so I can make things that I like.

I Have No Idea Why Any of This Happened

I dealt with enough pizza to know how cheddar behaves, I've seen a couple orders for cheddar only pizza, it may be more oily than a double pepperoni. But I really wanted to do my own baked mac and cheese with everything how I wanted it. Its mine, right? @fuggstop it's pretty easy but getting the sauce means a lot of whisking.you gotta do a roux, flour and butter if you dont know. Added milk. Then I whipped in an egg improperly. You're supposed to whip it outside and whip some into the egg so it blends better, but I cracked the egg inside and whipped the hell out of it cause I read directions until I was unsatisfied with the sauce consistency. Might have added four tablespoons of flour to get it right. But it's a milk sauce on the oven, so low heat and whip whip whip. A whisk is really essential, so if you don't have it don't try it. If you've made gravy it should be a snap, it just needs lots of cheese.

Omg, women. Boo loves service. There's a lot I enjoy doing, but help is nice sometimes. I recently asked her if bipolar people are helpless. Part of the reason I feel like we're really in love is because I wonder why I'm in love with this retarded woman.

It makes gay people feel different. When they already are. I already have to endure your parades now. Be gay and happy and parade at home in your underwear, like me.