RainyDayJizz#35

I abstain from voting until I have an option to vote him the supreme gentleman.

Rebecca...

You are entertained by stupid things.

And i like anal

No. Thankfully she saw the light in having time with just the two of us.

Surprisingly I'm legitimately pretty awesome with kids.

Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy. I want the power of squatters rights.

Who the hell is this broad?

Nah man, you just have the girl do jumping jacks right after and you're good.

Me neither, it's way too easy for semen to get through those things. What I do is put a rubber band on my balls, haven't even had a scare yet.

These aren't much for standards. Maybe find a guy you like talking to.

Ask Buzz Aldrin.

You mean that bluetooth accessory cam girls use to get tips? Have fun with your girl.

You have superhuman strength but no idea how to control it. You tear blankets to shreds pulling them off the bed. Doors fly from hinges and you sit in a room lamenting your inability to touch your loved ones. I want the power to ruin other superpowers.

You are given the appropriate amount of energy for your mass and rate of decay. I want the power to understand sloppy joes.

Granted, with every ticket you win a lesson in frugality. I want a functioning robot that looks like Voltron.

Surprisingly, the power sword weighs 700 pounds to prevent people without power suits from using it. I want the power of Riverdance!

1800 EAT GIRL When I finished junior high it became 1800 FAT GIRL. Innovators, I tells ya.

You have the power glove. It works to factory specifications. I want to be able to shoot lightning bolts at things that displease me.

The male ones.

You are omnipresent but your brain can't sort the optical information and everything looks like a mess, rendering you blind. I want Magneto's power but more refined. Like I could shred a gun into confetti. I could do stuff with that.

For now consumers need to be smart about how they integrate technology into their lives. And you'll always have hackers like the one that got into diabetic monitoring shit or whatever and immediately notified whoever he could. There's an ethic to most mischeif. People can be pretty fucked up but a grifter doesn't want to hold a bunch of dying people hostage. I'd like to see a smart bar get hacked.

Dammit that guy looks like a bishop too. It's like a pun and a meme got together and beat their child.

This is why I watched cam chicks on mute. After delving headlong into filth for a while I went to watching live girls masturbate.

You now have that power, good luck performing the surgery. I want the power to sleep whenever I want.