RainyDayJizz#35

No. I had a finger in my butt once and didn't like it. We're fine with her being the fuckee.

No. I eat too much fruit and need to alter my diet. Here is a sandworm @That_One_Guy https://fineartamerica.com/featured/shai-hulud-abilio-fernandez.html

My ass already looks like a sandworms mouth! I demand mercy!

As long as it's a field trip to pleasure. I'm tired of my brush handle ass pokings.

Lol, me and boo were laughing about how muscle guys in shows look like Sewer Sharks. Beetle borgs reminded me.

Probably as good as mine. We're both white. I'm sure it would rate passable.

The downside is a crippling heroin addiction that ruins your career. For a time.

I've watched your porn and I cant remember if you have a nice ass. Tells you how much I remember about porn.

I called it massive to inflate my ego. I apologize profusely. It's only slightly above average.

Eh, the heroin didn't make him who he is. It just created viable fodder. Funny people make thwir lives funny at all costs.

If you wanna be slapped around with my massive dick, sure. Boo is at work right now.

This is a segue, dude. No one wants a bit about being slapped by women. This is a small dick bit. Sandwiched between a trouble with women bit. I'm not doing all your fucking work! I just like joking around.

"I don't really have a strong desire to fuck beautiful women. I'd rather have them smack me around and tell me my dick is too small, really." And I won't even ask for writing credit.

Lol.

Maximum Ass was the maximum pleasure I needed. Her name adds nothing! But if she was a donkey? Oh man. I'd probably be dead right now.

You've made me so happy. I don't know what to do with myself right now.

I wish you didn't kneel before your wife and show up, your mind is a pile of garbage.

Because she's weird about human body functions and traverses one across the land.

Lol, wasn't gonna comment on this, but I was shocked when Boo touched my feet with her hands. I give her footrubs and call her stupid. She loves her footrubs. I just don't understand revulsion by a human body. The mind creating it sits in one. We've all had horrifying diarrhea and washed shit off our hands. There's an entire ecosystem on our bodies. My feet are less gross than a door handle, but my feet are kinda pretty for a dude.

My brother asked me if I was gay years ago. Pretty sure he took me to Hooters one night to see if I tried to get a particular girl. Especially for guys, when sex is a minimal part of the equation it seems weird to other guys. I'm usually the one making the sex good anyway, so if the recieving end is mentally incompatible what's the point. I'm just masturbating inside of someone in that case.

Maximum Ass should be a movie. I don't care if it's about a donkey.

I remember seeing your butt. It's pretty good, even though I could tell you posed it for maximum showing off. Still a proper amount of meatyness though.

Sounds familiar. And it sounds like the reason I'm with this broad after forgetting about anything happening between us years ago. As long as you know what you want you may recognize it when you see it. And maybe it'll drive a desire for more sex, wink wink.

That sounds like something for a therapist. Personally, I feel way closer and find her the most beautiful during sex. Probably because I feel like there's a vulnerability you surrender being naked with someone. Like there's nothing left to hide in a way, but it's just your body. Yet with the custom of clothing my body feels like a personal thing I'm sharing with someone.

Understandable. I'm enjoying how Boo and I are simply growing closer far more than sex, so I get it. The sex is still awesome though, even if it makes it hard to walk sometimes.