GuyBeardmane

She gave birth to you.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

Actually it's not. I was gonna make a joke here but then I thought "why bother." I'm just tired and I'm bored at work and I have lots of things going through my head and all I do is imagine being rich to make my problems go away and think about boobs as a distraction from everything that makes me depressed.

Too tired to think of a rhyme

Should've asked if they served Bailey's that way.

Anything indicating the woman is not 110% invested in it, from sounding like she's crying/actually crying to just being apathetic about the whole situation. It's why I like Ava Devine. Well, the fact that she's so hyped to fuck and also because her massive boobs.

At first I was thinking "Mr. Blue Sky" and I was about to crack some skulls for not giving the song the respek it deserves. But then I reread the thread title and

Yaaaaay spookums! 💀👻👽🤡

Tool never really stuck out to me when I was younger, but I really like the songs from the new album that I've heard.

PSLs all day, because I'm a basic bitch.

BRING BACK THE SPOOK FOLDER

https://math.wonderhowto.com/how-to/learn-calculus-20-minutes-295973/

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Someone tell me what about my face would make a stranger want to tell me all about whatever anime/mmorpg/tabletop rpg/tcg they're into. What about me indicates I give a fuck.

Do Pokemon. They have pikachu.

I can masturbate ambidextrously.

Shit. I dunno.

It's true. I'm just the alternate dimension version of you who just gave up.

Treat me like a piece of meat. Like, slap my ass or grope me in public. Gets me hot.