GuyBeardmane

I look like a fat Andy Gibb.

I see you and I raise you Monks 'n' Roses.

I rofled.

This reading, the animation, everything about this is gorgeous.

I absolutely adored this movie. And Steg is best fusion.

Good enough 😘

You promise 😍

We are state neighbors!

Kentucky.

There's a rock station in Lexington that plays all the new stuff, but every now and then they'll have throwbacks and play "Enter Sandman" or even some Pink Floyd like you've mentioned. I think the Rock genre is fading out so they still hold on to the older songs.

Home

Good, good. I'll still come over an massage your boobs though. To help them get bigger. Purely for your benefit. Yeah, that's the ticket.

WE MUST RECTIFY THIS. I SHALL COME FEED YOU CHEESE AND MASSAGE THEM FOR YOU. https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Boobs-Grow-Faster

So yesterday on my way to work, the classic rock station played "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf, "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes, and then "Rag Doll" by Aerosmith.

Trufax, this is clever and artistic. Like, finding the exact pose in order to self censor one's entire mirror nude with one finger is pretty artsy. Also Riamu is best girl.

So this lil girl at work today was wearing this dress that was long in the back, like to the ankles but split in the front and down to the knees. It was really cool and I told her I liked it and I said it was kind of the mullet of dresses. Another coworker cracks up at the description and decides to search "the mullet of dresses" and then a bunch of articles and pictures come up of similar dresses and it turns out they're called mullet dresses. So, you know, I learned something today.

Hey poof, I'm bored at work. Are you still bored? 😘

7925-1568-8858-0909 Add me.

No, it was a refrigerated break room sammich.

I am envious. I just had the most microwavable chicken sandwich in my life.

I'ma wait for an official answer from Google, but things aren't looking good right now.

Now, if I choose "have sex," does that mean I can't do jazz hands anymore?

First time I read the Ben Drowned story, it got me. And then I re-read it in every fucking video game creepypasta after that. HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

So hey, state neighbor, wanna make out sometime 😘

Like, look at this hairy man cleavage. Let the fappening commence.