GuyBeardmane

I have fat hands.... Ladies.

It's panic

MY LIST OF UEMB PEOPLE I'D TAKE TO THE BONE ZONE - You. The one reading this post. How YOU doin 😘

Straight to YouTube.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 was better than the first one, but I prefer the first one solely because it has "Superman" by Goldfinger on the soundtrack.

I'm reading too much into this winky face, but MY BODY IS READY.

Mickie James has some nice cleavage.

One more.

It's become a thing today.

I decided to turn a picture into a bad movie poster. Enjoy.

Black don't crack. It's the rule.

Ain't that the truth.

Guys at work were talking talking about going to the VFW to play poker and the electronic slots and I remembered my dad had said he wanted me to take him to Red Mile sometime. Now it feels like I have a void in my chest where my heart was. Life sucks sometimes. Tl;dr: Venting about dead dad.

Aaaaaaaa

In which context?

Not during sexy times, but a lot of the old guard call me Jack in conversation.

I'm too fat to sit and pee. My thighs touch.

To perv on you even more?

What is yours gimme yours.

They could go in a jar. Pickled dicks.

That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks.

In my head it's either a burlap sack like for potatoes, or a foil bag like for potato chips.