GuyBeardmane

There's a rock station in Lexington that plays all the new stuff, but every now and then they'll have throwbacks and play "Enter Sandman" or even some Pink Floyd like you've mentioned. I think the Rock genre is fading out so they still hold on to the older songs.

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Good, good. I'll still come over an massage your boobs though. To help them get bigger. Purely for your benefit. Yeah, that's the ticket.

WE MUST RECTIFY THIS. I SHALL COME FEED YOU CHEESE AND MASSAGE THEM FOR YOU. https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Boobs-Grow-Faster

So yesterday on my way to work, the classic rock station played "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf, "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes, and then "Rag Doll" by Aerosmith.

Trufax, this is clever and artistic. Like, finding the exact pose in order to self censor one's entire mirror nude with one finger is pretty artsy. Also Riamu is best girl.

So this lil girl at work today was wearing this dress that was long in the back, like to the ankles but split in the front and down to the knees. It was really cool and I told her I liked it and I said it was kind of the mullet of dresses. Another coworker cracks up at the description and decides to search "the mullet of dresses" and then a bunch of articles and pictures come up of similar dresses and it turns out they're called mullet dresses. So, you know, I learned something today.

Hey poof, I'm bored at work. Are you still bored? 😘

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No, it was a refrigerated break room sammich.

I am envious. I just had the most microwavable chicken sandwich in my life.

I'ma wait for an official answer from Google, but things aren't looking good right now.

Now, if I choose "have sex," does that mean I can't do jazz hands anymore?

First time I read the Ben Drowned story, it got me. And then I re-read it in every fucking video game creepypasta after that. HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

So hey, state neighbor, wanna make out sometime 😘

Like, look at this hairy man cleavage. Let the fappening commence.

I am so angry that I wrote off the "what does the fox say" band and I've missed this Scorpions-level masterpiece ballad.

Pat, why are you stinky. Fix it.

Are you still drunk? Also, ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

I was being sarcastic ❤

I wouldn't call it unfair. The problem is how porn sites categorize and equate things and then recommend new videos to you. You watch one video where a girl has her hands tied behind her, and then the site suggests you watch "TIED WOMAN GANG RAPED BY 37 MASSIVE COCKS" and you have to close the browser. Like, it's really one degree of separation for stuff that crosses the line in a lot of cases.

Ugh that's awful. Luckily I'm not allergic to any meds that I know of, but I know what you're talkin' about with that leg pain.

It's really fun walking through the grocery store and hearing music that you rocked out to in high school on the PA system.

No my feet are gross.