GuyBeardmane

7.

Much like most of my life. High five! I am envious that you had a completely sexually and emotionally satisfied high school girlfriend.

I wondered if I had missed "Fee," "Fi," and if "Fum" was on the way.

Lol implying I have money.

Same. I've been listening to all these "true story" cps and they're all written like bad horror movies with cinematic narratives that don't come across as real at all.

I've been watching/listening to a lot of creepypasta on youtube lately. Hearing a lot of skinwalker stories. Did they take the place of Slenderman as far as internet horror goes?

"These days." I haven't seen a chocolate orange since high school, but I remember the thing tasting pretty dang good.

ngl that went through my head a lot today.

As soon as I pulled into the parking lot at work my hands started getting pink and splotchy. By my first break I was broken out up to my elbows and the splotches are straight up red and itchy af now. I'm allergic to my job.

...do you have a 7?

Wouldn't a fuck convention where you do you just be a masturbation convention?

Slut it up, babeh

Wanna sword fight, babeh 😘

I don't get it but Professor Dog is adorable.

If it ain't Yoba, it ain't worth my time.

Unless Steve is the bailiff and actual fights break out in the courtroom, no buys.

No, she was a shadow lady that was half Hitler and half vampire. The name was inspired, I'm sure. But not the same one.

The mane is very glorious. The one thing I can be vain about. All glory be to the mane.

I had a dream about women last night. Except they were vampires and were the daughters of Hitler. One of them was a massive shadow monster lady and the other one looked like Nami from One Piece. The shadow lady was named Elizabeth Bathory, Nami didn't have a name. Also Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose were there, and Dean Ambrose stole a crystal lampshade and got arrested but then released and I think Elizabeth Bathory was after the crystal lampshade for some reason.

I'm going to throw myself off a bridge because of these shitty people blowing up the phones at work. And also because of the shitty people I work with.

You can come live in hiding with me. We'll have sleepovers and pizza and make outs.