GuyBeardmane

Technically my hip, but it was close enough to the buttocks. My feet started swelling up on Monday and haven't returned to normal. I figured it was gout because I've had experiences with gout before but the swelling would always go down in a day or two, but this has been near a week. So my feet are swollen and in pain and now my butt hurts from the shot. Send me sympathy tiddies

You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar

LEONARD BERNSTEIN

I'm pretty vanilla, so I'll be watching things and there will be times it crosses a line and bothers me and I have to stop jerking off. Also this reminds me of the most hilarious porn clip I've ever seen. Young asian star bent over on a bed while pale white dude with shoulder length greasy black hair is goin to town on her. She's saying all the right things, the "oh yeah, give it to me" and all that, but the look on her face was just one of complete disinterest, like she's there to collect a check. Meanwhile camera pans up and zooms in on dude's face, and he just looks straight into the camera and lets out this metal roar like he's the frontman for an indy deathcore band. I could not stop laughing.

I will date everyone who wants to show me their boobs. Because boobs are life.

12/10 good girl

That's exactly how.

This. Get white girl wasted like whoa.

Is... is it mine?

I've never really thought about until now, but I just left the bathroom at work and dude was straight up heavy grunting, trying to push that poop out. I mean I know I'm a shy pooper, but it really wasn't until I was in the bathroom with someone who makes noises that I thought about volume. I'm like a shit ninja. Poop silently and deadly.

Now now, I have my hands full at times. I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance. Gotta expand sometime.

Smells like the 90s but is actually 2019.

He is a good floofer.

What flavor jellybeans, though?

I have too many doppelgangers.

Share.

Like, no quiz or anything here. Just, what kind of trainer would you be and who would be on your team? I'd be a Poison-Type trainer with Nidoking, Toxicroak, Crobat, Salazzle, Dragalge, and Tentacruel as my team. It's a good coverage team. I would also have a secondary Sleep Team, with Snorlax, Slaking, Slowking, Slowbro, Komala, and Abra.

What about the tent I'm pitchin in my pants right now, babeh 😘

Her planet needs to send more of her.

Yeah, it's a fake. Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes. It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied. Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman.

Ain't nothin but a heartache

UEMB's bird is boobies, of course.

Considering that Porygon is a fully manufactured pokemon that didn't exist until programmers made it, put the data in a pokeball, and then activated the ball this creating a brand new organism out of computer data, does that mean that genetic engineering of pokemon is as simple as rewriting code? As such, couldn't a single person with a master ball create an army of a legendary pokemon? Like, cloning and breeding are no problems once you discover the code that makes up an organism. I think this is why hackmons are so prevalent.