GuyBeardmane

When I was a kid, my mom always told me "it all gets mixed up anyway," so when I was 12 or 13 I decided to put Kool-Aid in my Crunchberries because we were out of milk. It was pretty fuckin' terrible.

Mom's already

@katt_goddess

Tell your mom to fuck off. Like, 100% she can fuck off with that. "wHy DiDn'T yOu Do SoMeThInG eLsE?" Fuck that shit. She wasn't there, you were. She doesn't live your life, you do. Can't go back in time to try things her way, and if she's so insistent on it she can get herself a job there and get sexually harassed by someone who's supposed to be in charge of who can enter the facility.

Waffle House knows what it is.

100% report to HR. Without hesitation. If security is making you feel less secure at work, that's a lawsuit and a half for them.

Was it under the truck?

No bothers.

He's lunarnoodle, man.

You're opening Pandora's shoebox. Size 16.

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That hypothetical list is astonishing.

That was an embarrassing time of my life that I choose not to acknowledge.

So today I had a grape soda float. It was pretty fuckin' good.

Mr. Smash Mouth retires The most important part of this is "Despite Harwell’s retirement, Smash Mouth will not be breaking up and will continue to perform as they search for a replacement." Now I just have join the band and then I'LL be Smash Mouth!

It's stories like that that make me jealous. Like, I'm a skeptic because I want to believe in the supernatural but I have never had any experiences like that and many stories I have heard are immediately disprovable. I've always been a rational thinker and I'd love for something out of the blue to challenge my mindset. I'd love to go on a ghost hunt and actually observe something that can't be explained. I'd love to play with a ouija board and have weird sounds throw me off. Just, something that makes the world more mysterious.

Porn. All japanimation is porn.