GuyBeardmane

Waffle House knows what it is.

100% report to HR. Without hesitation. If security is making you feel less secure at work, that's a lawsuit and a half for them.

Was it under the truck?

No bothers.

He's lunarnoodle, man.

You're opening Pandora's shoebox. Size 16.

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That hypothetical list is astonishing.

That was an embarrassing time of my life that I choose not to acknowledge.

So today I had a grape soda float. It was pretty fuckin' good.

Mr. Smash Mouth retires The most important part of this is "Despite Harwell’s retirement, Smash Mouth will not be breaking up and will continue to perform as they search for a replacement." Now I just have join the band and then I'LL be Smash Mouth!

It's stories like that that make me jealous. Like, I'm a skeptic because I want to believe in the supernatural but I have never had any experiences like that and many stories I have heard are immediately disprovable. I've always been a rational thinker and I'd love for something out of the blue to challenge my mindset. I'd love to go on a ghost hunt and actually observe something that can't be explained. I'd love to play with a ouija board and have weird sounds throw me off. Just, something that makes the world more mysterious.

Porn. All japanimation is porn.

You're gonna go through the trouble of brewing that tea and not follow through with spilling it? Tell some stories.

Make sure it's got the black bar at the bottom with the caption so it reads as a motivational poster.

The closest that orange soda ever got to racial stereotype in my limited experience was that Kel loved it. I never thought of it as racial, though, because I had gone on a year long kick where orange soda was all I drank.

In reference to what? I'm pretty close to several fast food places, but worlds away from a happy life.