GuyBeardmane

That's my secret, Cap. Everyday is International Men's Day.

Contemplate jerking off before realizing it won't make me feel any better about my life so I just watch youtube videos of people playing D&D or otherwise having fun so I can at least see what its like when people do things with others.

That should be fine. Memorial Day is for dead people but all the fuckin' sales that happen show fireworks and American flags and grilling burgers.

Wrong thread.

Because you are a ravenous monster. Maul the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.

It actually increases my estimation of Mariah Carey for her to embrace the meme. Made me laugh.

Charlie the Unicorn has a finale now.

That's also part of british-colonial India literature.

Posting your hooters all over.

Why they gotta yell, though? Yelling is for suckers.

Waiting for the DOJ to take action against Trump terrorists.

In old short stories about British-colonized India, they put saucers of milk at the door. Apparently snakes like milk.

Florida man's job search It's not an uncommon thing. It's almost like all the companies who are short on labor also don't want to pay people.

This isn't a meme, but it's close enough. Haley Joel Osment is the real life version of Woll Smoth.

UHF Weird Al hasn't been a thing since 1999. Running With Scissors was when he debuted the clean shaven, long hair look. He's kind of like Kane in that regard. Kane had a longer career without the mask than with it, but people always remember the mask. Weird Al only had the jewfro and glasses for the beginning of his career from the early 80s until the end of the 90s, but for over 20 years now he's kept the same look.

When I was a kid, my mom always told me "it all gets mixed up anyway," so when I was 12 or 13 I decided to put Kool-Aid in my Crunchberries because we were out of milk. It was pretty fuckin' terrible.

Mom's already

@katt_goddess

Tell your mom to fuck off. Like, 100% she can fuck off with that. "wHy DiDn'T yOu Do SoMeThInG eLsE?" Fuck that shit. She wasn't there, you were. She doesn't live your life, you do. Can't go back in time to try things her way, and if she's so insistent on it she can get herself a job there and get sexually harassed by someone who's supposed to be in charge of who can enter the facility.