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Make big money bets on sporting events and dead-pools.

Sacrifice the sandwich to save myself. The worst that can happen is that I’ll have to find something else to eat.

I don’t need to learn how to fleece customers at an auto dealership in order to know how to do my programming work. Does a pimp need a two hour PowerPoint presentation on how to give head before they can be qualified to do what they do?

Looks great. I just had some last weekend, but I could go for some wings. Hot and teriyaki are my usual go-to, but this place nearby has a sweet & spicy chili one that I just tried and it was really nice.

It’s been ages. The only place to get fish & chips by me is at a restaurant, but a majority of them are at sports bars. I should get some malt vinegar soon for when I come around to having some.

Ecchi, Slice-of-Life, Cooking

I just learned about this and I need this sometime soon.

Other fun 70's throwbacks from this year: Psychedelic Pop Rock Elton John Sideburns Disco Leisure Suits Scooby Doo The Kent State Massacre

Purple Haze has been on a warpath since Fugo left the gang.

“Hey guys, TOM here. Human civilization might be gone in my present day world, but let’s talk about inequality. [Clip of Deku being bullied] No one likes to be mistreated, and in your lifetime, you will encounter inequality in a number of ways. [Clip of Naruto not being taken seriously] [Clip of Zenitsu shouting at Tanjiro for knowing more women than he does] But the black community faces a significantly higher level of inequality [Random clip from Michiko & Hatchin] Especially at the hands of the police. [Clip of Smokey from JoJo being harassed by a cop] We support the black community in this time of healing. [Clip of Sister Krone winning Hide & Seek] Because no one likes to be mistreated.“

I’m just thankful that it’s cats that ended up miming Freddie Mercury’s vocals and not smarmy pretty boys like in the PV.

I was this close to working for a place that made ads for this shit 😆. Figured they just made promos for health products based on the job posting, but when I went there, I saw posters of this energy drink strung along the walls along with photos of parties featuring the people that worked there next to Seagal at some promo party. They had me wait in the HR office for a solid half hour before they came in and said they found someone else. And this was after they invited me for an interview an hour after submitting the application online for that afternoon. Wonder how long it took the dude they hired to find something new, or if they had a long tenure at the company creating ads describing the heinous crimes that inspired Seagal’s energy drinks.

I was 15 when I joined because I wanted to talk about Bleach, but said nothing to no one about my age. I wasn’t going to snitch on myself

Central Florida 😰

I usually make my own to get the right balance of garlic, lemon, and tahini. It’s amazing with some paprika and olive oil. Pomegranate seeds are surprisingly great with it too, but work a little better with baba ganoush.

“You’ve fallen into my trap, Mr. Bond. Top kek. Triggered perhaps?”

Hermione would likely be a hypocrite who fights for all women, but treats transgendered wizards with as heavy distain as she’s met for being half-muggle.

Draw a pentagram for the Furby and recite passages from the Necronomicon. Don’t forget to apply pressure on the Furby’s tongue. The Furby demands proper sustenance after 25 years of being hungie.

If it’s just dumping all the Netflix material without the dub or Fly Me to the Moon, it’s a hard pass.

Being given the freedom to storm government buildings with firearms to protest for their right to get riddled with COVID at an Applebee’s gave racists the power trip they need to attack black people for existing in the same vicinity as them.

There’s always sliced mushrooms to mimic steak tacos.

They have the court proceeding over a Zoom conference call. At some point, Samuel Jackson leaves his house wearing a face mask to throw the perpetrators into a public space where they are instantly consumed by COVID-19. Sam Jackson drives off into the sunset but not before having to drive away from angry rednecks after the president sent out an inflammatory Tweet praying for someone to eliminate Sam Jackson, making way for a sequel. A Time 2 Kill: Deserve 2 Die