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I was sad to see FFVIII and IX get lumped in with some really terrible games, but it did give me a friendly reminder of how awful Dirge of Cerberus was. If you ever wanted a game that made the act of firing guns a miserable experience, then look no further than Dirge of Cerberus.

Yeah, I should’ve put Superman 64 but had a brainfart. I rented it ages ago and made it to the bank’s interior. People always talk about the rings, but trying to fight indoors while trying to aim Superman’s heat vision is just as miserable.

Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure Superman 3D Bubsy 3D Minority Report Star Wars The Clone Wars (GameCube)

“Just when I thought they were fighters at Age 10, they escape even quicker at Age 15!”

I’m halfway through the RE2 Remake, but knowing that Nemesis was originally an expansion instead of a sequel kinda discouraged me from getting as hyped for the RE3 remake. I’ll probably get it at some point, especially with the multiplayer mode, but not right away.

Harry’s home life with the Dursley’s was miserable for the most part. Except for the sexual awakening he received when he would huff Aunt Petunia’s big, bountiful farts. Because she was related to Lily Potter, her flatulence has magical properties that had helped awaken Harry’s latent powers. He would have discovered his magical capabilities far into his twenties had he not craved his aunt’s plentiful braps.

Make that two hours. Fuck an extra 15 minutes to a 30 minute lunchtime. You’ll have to do better than that shit.

It’s good to still be working, but being on an 8 hour Zoom call has given corporate some very funny ideas about having us work overtime for free. In fact, I’ve had a number of days where I just end up working 45 minutes to an hour extra for diddly dick. Nice. Brilliant. A+++.

I’ll wait til it’s a lot cheaper. My vanilla copy is PS3, but I’m not in a rush to experience the new material with Kasumi, Takuto, or Akechi and there aren’t many new features in Royal that I’d want to throw $60 down on.

The thermal vision and invisibility cloak look amazing, but it does look like a game that would lose its luster by the half hour mark.

Just beat Leon’s section of the RE2 remake. Planning on alternating between that game’s Claire B route and Breath of the Wild.

I assumed O Maidens in Your Savage Season was going to be my first main exposure to the sordid dungeon that is her mind palace, but her pen has touched so many other melodramas over the past decade. Hanasaku Iroha, Anohana, Toradora, Fractale, Black Butler, and so many other anime that went off the rails.

Ah yes, the reputable and prestigious Public Freakouts Compilation channel. A formidable network run by the global elite and respectable curators.

What if everyone is a computer simulation except for the person reading this!!!!!!???? OoOoOoO!

Darth Sidious definitely didn’t have children because of his charming looks or his personality.

Eat cereal with a knife. It has that same psychological vibe of eating with chopsticks were it takes longer to get full when you use utensils that force you to eat less for a longer period of time. So if you’re eating a lot of cereal, you’ll probably feel like you were able to get the most out of it by eating with something that takes effort like a knife.

It is this generation’s Naruto, so most of the audience it attracts steer towards the early teen and preadolescent crowd. With this in mind, it’s easier to tolerate the cringiness of a shounen like this because most of the target audience are just weeby kids getting the most out of their new favorite anime. At the very least, its more fitting for a lighter show like this than when they made a chibi slice-of-life school comedy with Attack on Titan characters.

I just got this in the mail. I was surprised there wasn't a list of household cleaners I could chug to build up immunity to the coronavirus.

This is a highly personal beef for Zeni because Trump has been hogging up all the 16 year old girls for himself and won’t share any with him.

The one thing that I notice about the X-Files is how the opening sequence doesn’t visually hold up. The aliens, actors, and stories hold up pretty well, but the falling person, the screaming dude, and the conspiracy text overlayed in certain frames look a lot more absurd in 2020. Not as absurd as the Halloween costumes that the Charmed villains wear, but still pretty outdated.

The porn parody probably had better special effects too. Speaking of which, looks like I’ll have to check and see how good the acting is in the porn parody. For science, of course.

Midway through Season 2 and it’s been hours of uncomfortable fetish fuel, laughably bad special effects, and Shannon Doherty looking like she’s planning for the right opportunity to quietly nudge Alyssa Milano in front of a moving car. Needless to say the main attraction for me is the special effects. I mean, look at the sisters’ cat being superimposed into their house so that it can hiss at a hornets nest: This is the same episode where Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad shows up as a doctor that sucks out people’s memories with his blade finger. And since everyone is killed without a trace, all the warlocks explode with the same explosion that happened when Master Shake threw objects.