Doom Metal Alchemist

Damn. RIP. Cowboy Bebop and Wolf's Rain are a couple of my fav animes.

I'm gonna miss watching it on CC early in the mornings. Oh well.

ZACH GALIFIANACKIS, NO!

The babies won't remember anything.

Happy birthday!

I hate math but love tits, so I'm conflicted.

I'm hella getting back into Seinfeld since Comedy Central acquired it recently.

I started watching Friends again on TBS because CN has that Cartoonito thing going on all/every morning now.

This Futurama joke didn't make sense. Nixon's head and Bender are talking, Nixon goes, "Wait, are you wearing a wire?" Bender goes, "I'm 40 percent wire" holding onto some wires coming out of his compartment. And here's where it doesn't make sense: Nixon says, "Excellent," and they keep talking. ....shouldn't Nixon NOT like the fact that Bender is 40 percent wire?

Speaking of MASH.... There was a point in my childhood/adolescence where I'm pretty sure that was literally all my dad ever watched. On one network it was on like 8 hours a fucking day every weekday and another network had it on a half hour a day in a timeslot not occupied by the daily MASH marathons on the first network. I'd leave for school and my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. I'd come home from school, my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. DO YOU JUST WATCH MASH ALL DAY LONG???? "I go to work." The only reason I know my dad tells the truth about him going to work is because we were able to afford lots of nice things and my mom didn't have a paying job. The money came from somewhere.

Jesus dear fucking god Christ. I read the thread title saw mix made it, "Oh, lol another mix joke thread, sounds like it's going to be funny." But then I open it and.....

Sometimes the squeaky wheel really does get the grease. The wheel just needs to know exactly which can of grease to squeak at.

Damn, this would be perfect for The_Swim_Grandpa if he posted here.

Happy birthday!

"That was so terrible, I think you gave me CANCER!" Can robots get cancer??

Fond memories of the Power Pad with Super Team Games. World Class Track meet got old pretty quick though, lol.

Dad joke tier but made me snicker:

This blows every sponges pun completely out of the water.

Same here on both counts due to the passage of time. But back when I was a kid, thongs were footwear in my world.