Doom Metal Alchemist

That's phenomenal. Tries to go at it from a crazy angle, saw it wasn't working, then just reverted to the same ol' shit everyone does like the above never happened.

Oh, I'LL sponge your boobs alright.

Last night, on my way to work, being night and mid December, full blown dark of night.... on the freeway I saw a car ahead with their tail lights out. I saw another car maybe a week or two previous with their tail lights out, which at first I thought they didn't turn their headlights on, but as I passed them they had their headlights on so their tail lights were out.... so last night I assumed that's what happened with this car, headlights on, tail lights out.... nope. Drove past and their fucking headlights weren't even on. So they're either stupid enough to drive in the darkness of night forgetting to turn their headlights on, or they're stupid enough to drive in the darkness of night without working headlights OR working tail lights.

Kyle from South Park: "Cartman has 10 million dollars. I have a hemorrhoid. There is no god." I don't necessarily believe in a god myself, but I'm not sure why shitty things happening to good people and great things happening to shitty people somehow proves there is no god. Who says god is just and loving? The bible? How many countless religions has mankind had over the millennia? And the ONLY interpretation of God that COULD be correct is the Judeo-Christian one? If you suddenly stopped believing either/both of those religions because there is no (just and loving) god, why does that automatically negate any other views of god where god exists but he's just a total asshole?

I REALLY hope this is fake.... but that shit with that gamer girl's bath water.... why WOULDN'T this be real?

Earlier this month CN (or was it Comedy Central?) had a week of holiday movies or something, and A Christmas Story was one them, leading me to believe that TBS decided not to do their annual 24 hour A Christmas Story marathon this year. Must have started getting diminishing returns after all this time. I definitely got tired of it.

Ok, NOW you gotta post what was the worst.... or if it was on a different board, describe it.

Happy birthday!

*sees other thread* Have this too.

Happy birthday!

Damn. RIP. Cowboy Bebop and Wolf's Rain are a couple of my fav animes.

I'm gonna miss watching it on CC early in the mornings. Oh well.

ZACH GALIFIANACKIS, NO!

The babies won't remember anything.

Happy birthday!

I hate math but love tits, so I'm conflicted.

I'm hella getting back into Seinfeld since Comedy Central acquired it recently.

I started watching Friends again on TBS because CN has that Cartoonito thing going on all/every morning now.

This Futurama joke didn't make sense. Nixon's head and Bender are talking, Nixon goes, "Wait, are you wearing a wire?" Bender goes, "I'm 40 percent wire" holding onto some wires coming out of his compartment. And here's where it doesn't make sense: Nixon says, "Excellent," and they keep talking. ....shouldn't Nixon NOT like the fact that Bender is 40 percent wire?

Speaking of MASH.... There was a point in my childhood/adolescence where I'm pretty sure that was literally all my dad ever watched. On one network it was on like 8 hours a fucking day every weekday and another network had it on a half hour a day in a timeslot not occupied by the daily MASH marathons on the first network. I'd leave for school and my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. I'd come home from school, my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. DO YOU JUST WATCH MASH ALL DAY LONG???? "I go to work." The only reason I know my dad tells the truth about him going to work is because we were able to afford lots of nice things and my mom didn't have a paying job. The money came from somewhere.