Doom Metal Alchemist

And THAT reminds ME of something ELSE that happened to me that is similar... I was at a metal concert at a bar in the middle of nowhere. All I was concerned with seeing was the headliner. I believe when I arrived the third to last band was playing (either that or second to last). It was a long drive and I wanted to make sure I didn't have to suddenly take a shit while the headliner was playing, so I headed to the bathroom to do my best to get something out so hopefully the urge wouldn't hit when I really wanted to pay attention to the concert. Well, it was in there, but deep in there. Like I could tell I would have to go in a bit, but right now it wasn't quite ready. But I was determined to force it out. While I was shitting, a dude at a urinal and another dude were talking to each other, and when I finally got out of the stall, the dude not peeing gave me a hard time like, "Got any cocaine?" "You were in there a long time you can't tell me you weren't doing coke in there." Weirded me out but I was trying to play it off as haha that's a good joke dude. But it made me uncomfortable, I found it insulting, and thought that dude was really weird and creepy for those comments. But the guy at the urinal hears me running the sink and getting the paper towels to dry my hands and he goes "he's using the towels! Guys doing cocaine don't wash their hands!" And then the creepy guy was like, yeah ok, but damn you were in there a long time. Then later.... I had to take a piss so I went to the urinal (after the concert) and while I was pissing, I heard from the stall, a huge SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF...... AHHHHHHH....... Then the dude (whatever dude it was, my back was turned since I was peeing) left without either flushing the toilet or washing his hands. And then I was like, :"Hmm.... maybe that weird guy had a point...."

He said wrong answers.

Non-alcoholic beer.

Back when I was a real shy pooper (I'm not anymore) I had diarrhea at college, I went to a bathroom on like the third floor figuring least chance of anybody in there. I walk in there, looks empty then as soon as I close the door to the stall a couple dudes walk in, and they are having a conversation. A full blown conversation, not small talk. They had no intention of moving this long conversation anywhere but that bathroom. Driving me fucking nuts trying to hold in my diarrhea until they left, I eventually realized They ain't even leaving if the fucking fire alarm is pulled, so I just let loose. They left promptly. Dumb pieces of fucking shit. Why would you choose a mother fucking bathroom as your hangout spot? Fuck you.

Ah. As far as anime goes, if it was never on AS or CN, chances are I don't know it.

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity Friday.

Even this Scott Hillburn guy's handwriting is like a rip-off of The Far Side:

naughlts

Cleaning the animals' poop: The shittiest job at the zoo.

This ^ Bucket brought over ThePowerKing though.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! 🎂 🎈🎈🎈🎈

Shoots butter onto the ground for enemies to slip on, I'll bet.

I AM CORNHOLIOMAN! i NEED TP FOR MY KERNELS!

I should get mine too.

As long as CC keeps Futurama on early weekday mornings, I don't want it moved. You know what they should do that they never did for no good reason even though their entire fan base has known since A.S's inception would've been perfect, but they'll still never do it because they suck? GET THE CRITIC.

Yes. Yes it was.

I'm ok with this.

There was a lot of product placement in Seinfeld.... Twix, Snickers, Risk, Kenny Rodgers Roasters, Armani, Cadillac.... Metallica....?

I didn't think this thread was for answering people's serious questions.

Also, is M. Bison supposed to be a Nazi? If so, what's he doing in Thailand? Did surviving Nazi's flee there after the war? I know they often fled to South America.