Doom Metal Alchemist

You saw the movie Superbad and were like, "That's what I want to be when I grow up, a cop."

Not if he was just going beer tasting. ....*sheepishly walks off stage left*

I wonder if Phillies has ever considered marrying Hatsune Miku.

I assumed George Washington drank Samuel Adams. *tap dance stage left*

2 Broke Girls really goes all in with the gay stereotypes.... Even a gay little kid isn't safe from the same stereotypes the gay adults are portrayed as.

Wasn't there a dude in Japan that legally married a love doll?

I only mentioned benji because I got a notification that he quoted me in that thread, then the thread was gone so I couldn't see what he said, and I was curious.

With the highlighted part I was with you... but I think they're catfish, not planted by the app/website.

Now I'll never know what benji said to me.

Anything's soggy if your standard of quality is "dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife."

Physically.

Mashed

All the results say is you have more valuable bodily fluids.

I just figured he said Brady for the same reason GuyBeard said Weird Al.

Tsume signed up, but I'm not sure she ever posted. There was some broo-ha-ha some time ago over how some ex-IBers felt about this place, and they mostly moved over to the UEMB discord, cookie being one of them.

I abstain from voting.

The Russians got to him. He's one of them now.

I love Mountain Dew, but that's one of my all time favorite Simpsons moments.

Release a full length album on CD.

The Situation Zakk Wylde (seems like a douche) Ozzy Osbourne (I actually imagine him to be pretty nice guy to his fans, but.... him perpetually mumbling incoherently while I awkwardly pretend I understand what he's saying doesn't sound like a good time). Seth MacFarlane Troy Aikman ( I was a die hard 9er fan in the 90s) Vince Vaughn (he just grates me in pretty much every movie role, he'd probably grate me irl too)

Happy birthday!

Well birthday cake flavored ice cream is great.... definitely have to try the Mountain Dew out. Not so sure about the sweet and spicy....

What are those mirrors for?