Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well: Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here?

Who's playing the Chicken Hawk?

D'oh balls.

Ah.

I feel personally attacked.

Ok now why did this happen?

Also I am almost 100% certain the job would've went to Norm McDonald had he not passed away.

WARNING: If you don't know who was picked and don't want it spoiled, do not read:

I love the "Mountain Dew or crab juice" part of that episode.

Ice cream has always been that good, yes.

Twurkey.

Does anyone remember an ASMBer user from WAY back named CaptorOfSin? I know of this name from a message board a million years ago that I used to frequent but I don't know which one.... Just saw that name on discogs listing an album that I want (he listed the vinyl though, I just want the CD).

I was surprised a few minutes ago that I heard a joke on 2 Broke Girls that actually I found pretty funny. "What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?" Of course if Comedy Central would drop their paid programming and shift Futurama from 7:00 AM to 6:00 AM I wouldn't be having to watch 2 Broke Girls on my after-work mornings.

Are fans of the band Ween called Weeners? *philosiraptor pic*